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catasters

kinuskikakku

miksihän porukka tykkää mun paskoista jutuista niin

ehkä mulla onki hyvä maku ja en tiedä sitä

tai sit kaikilla on vaan paska maku

the-cardboard-constructionist

things I love about phineas and ferb

main stream representation of a blended family that all loves each other very much with no drama over the fact that technically, they are step-siblings

Ferb is largely non-verbal and does a lot of his communication through non-verbal means and literally no one ever makes fun of him for that, like it’s acknowledged but not shamed

Perry also does a lot of non-verbal communication, but he is a platypus

the use of Doof’s tragic backstories to highlight the fact that they explain but not excuse his actions. they are told in a way that you feel bad for Kid Doof, but that doesn’t make it okay to try to mind control the entire tri-state area

the play on all of the repeative actions, there’s a formula to the show and by the later seasons, the characters have acknowledged that and a lot of the humor comes from that

almost all of the main characters (minus I think Phineas and Candace) have a cultural background that is acknowledged and explored, and even shared among the group.

the acknowledgement that Isabella is Jewish during the Christmas episodes, but also that she doesn’t celebrate Christmas and still wants to help her friends save something that is important to them

Buford and Baljeet seem to have some sort of understand and boundaries that only they understand which is like vaguely problematic, but obviously they care about each other

there is a crime fighting platypus

that even though it’s a kid’s show, it demonstrates a lot of common frustrations that kids have. Candace is always frustrated that her mother doesn’t believe her. Carl is upset with Major Monogram for never thanking him.

Candance and Jermey’s relationship ends up being a really awesome one, because he knows exactly what she’s like, and unlike some of the other people in her life (her mother, Stacy and Jenny), he doesn’t mind at all. in fact, he plans for her running off to bust her brothers. almost always. he’s just 100% okay with it and content to bring thier date along on her busting plans.

just the can do spirit that Phineas and Ferb have. almost nothing ever stops them. and like… they obviously put a lot of thought into how things work but like they just wanna have fun

the giant floating baby head

Vanessa and everything about her

actually, the friendship between Vanessa and Candace that we watch as they meet and it ends up growing until eventually they are actually friends who hang out even tough they are drastically different people from drastically different friend groups with so many different interests

that they have an episode entirely devoted to aglets. I fucking love aglets man.

the fact that Phineas and Ferb meet aliens and immediately make friends with them. because that’s just who they are

that Lawrence 100% knows that the boys do all this crazy shit every day and has absolutely no objects and literally never says anything despite the fact that he could easily tell his wife that Candace is right

kraetys

Lawrence is from the UK so I’m like 80% certain he just thinks that’s how Americans are

r4cs0

momir

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

the-secret-historian

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

wordmage-girl

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

wizardlyghost

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

josieandthepussycatsofficial

A popular post about an equally popular meme discusses several related events leading up the viral moment.

This is wildly fucked up and I urge you all to not share or make any more memes involving this woman, if you have any respect for victims of domestic abuse

cottoncandylesbo

ok but the actress herself said explicitly that it was okay to use the meme? there’s evidence of this in the same article.

so it’s okay to keep using the meme, but it is also important to be respectful about the subject matter. I know it may be hard to follow but reading the whole article is actually really important to understanding it

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

bixbiboom

cat-lover-1001

caoten

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

butterflyinthewell

Halloween video: Lotion

⚠️ WARNING! ⚠️

This video may be unsafe if you…

-have hallucinations (strange visuals and whispers) -have seizures (blinking lights) -have anxiety (jump scares) -were attacked in bed (figure leans over a bed.)

Description for blind people below.

[Description: Scene is a ceiling with a light / ceiling fan, as if in the perspective of somebody laying in bed. The light shuts off. A creepy voice whispers “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” The light turns back on, as if the person is trying to see what whispered. The light shuts off. A white figure with a hockey mask and blacked out eyes appears at the edge of the screen. Again, the whispering, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” The same thing repeats a few times, with the ghostly figure coming closer to your face each time the light turns off. Finally, the figure is right there, nose to nose with you. Then the light begins to flicker and goes out. The figure appears in several places in rapid succession while overlapping whispers say, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” The light comes back on. Just when you think you’re safe, there is a faint whisper, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” Light goes off. Text appears: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!]