Legally Slug

N, 26, She/They I'm honestly just some goblin who's obsessed with d&d and various other media. Occasionally I'll post things I draw or animate, if I'm feeling spicy. Otherwise I'm here to look at all ya'lls pretty art and funny posts.

[depsidase]

[sztupy]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Spell: Wall of Astigmatism

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[the-maw-consumes]

thinking about naga crowley

[lisosa]

hiii im new here but your art style is gorgeous, and your clothing work fascinates me.

i saw you did a couple requests recently and i was wondering if i could see a purugly or a quagsire in your style? theyre my favorites, but not pokemon that usually get gijinkas :( understandable if not tho! ^_^

Thank you a lot!!! ;v; 💖 You can find Quagsire among my pokémermaids! There are also a couple of little comics about him!

In the meantime here's Purugly!✨

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[animentality]

[yannastarlight]

Devil Oppressor

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[animentality]