[pilatequeen-blog]

hi squad

[wondersmith-and-sons]

#and that’s the show

[80sanime]

[friedchickenugget]

me when i go on vacation

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[cursedcatimages]

[the-memedaddy]

[pilatequeen-blog]

its so early and im so tired

[kanjiklubb]

[thebootydiaries]

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

[snuh]

[betterthanakickintheface]

Smooosh

[hivs]

spirits of hell and heaven judging your soul in afterlife

[jesperfahey]

when someone cracks open a cold one at a haunted house

[pilatequeen-blog]

hey y'all

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[pilatequeen-blog]

hi, I'm back

[pilatequeen-blog]

okay bye for a while

[anachronic-cobra]

I want a rewrite of Twilight where the vampires are only barely trying to hide it and explaining evidence away with ridiculous but plausible Human Science whenever someone brings it up.

“Your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“Bitch I’ve got partial albinism and poor circulation, you gonna make a big deal out of it?”

“You stopped a car with your bare hands!”

“Hysterical strength, look it up. Happens all the time. This one chick fought off a polar bear once.”

“Your eyes change color!”

“So do Jennifer Aniston’s what’s your point”