hotmess miami

colt/pilkat, 25, they/them. goblin by day, goblin by night

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like “what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt” and I’m like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he’s like run that by me one more time

[iamthetruestrepairman]

They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises

[iamthetruestrepairman]

Honestly I’d rather people didn’t find this one

[teddeggs]

🌟>💥<🌏

[teddeggs]

JO⭐️ X 6

[isawken]

he was there for me when no one else was. he's been with me every step of the way. for years, for decades, he never faltered, never left, never did anything but support me. each day i wake with varying levels of uncertainty. each morning is a frightening invitation to so many potentials, so many variables. but it is always a comfort to know that despite all of life's potential hardships, there is one man i can always trust will be there

[todaysbird]

[rars]

hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....

[calellon]

Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

[champsinthemaking]

it is literally wurmple sippy soup wednesday

[champsinthemaking]

wurmple sippy soup THE MOTION PICTURE wednesday

[dreamingwithneopets]

[spiritoast]

new neoboards classic just dropped

[elfinismsarts]

just a completely normal night on neopets dot com

[castleofthade]

Snuz settling things once and for all

[lowpolyanimals]

Pigeons from Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

[grox]

[wayneradiotv]

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool