pillow-fighty

troyler>life

[pillow-fighty]

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

[hypotheticalcoffee]

[turtlelust]

me…? LIKE ANIME? hah„, ha h, h„,. *laughs nervously* i don’t know who anime is *sweats*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.

[shogunofyellow]

[clarknokent]

You know she regrets this lmao

[dlubes]

watch the whole video. no way she does.

[allofmylovetess]

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

[personblogging]

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

[surprisebitch]

THE VIDEO MAKES THIS POST 94829383x BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS OHMY GOD

[jewishdragon]

DISNEY HAS EVERY EPISODE OF KIM POSSIBLE ONLINE FOR FREE 

[annabethsweddingdressisblue-dea]

WAIT WHAT? LIKE ON DISNEY CHANNEL’S WEBSITE?!?!

YOU CAN’T JUST POST THIS AND NOT GIVE US A LINK

[jewishdragon]

HERE YOU GO EVERY EPISODE FOR FREE IN HIGH QUALITY 

[themeless-memeless]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[prettypnk-deactivated20150426]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[alkonium]

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

[rygos-deactivated20150329]

[gnarly]

relationship goals

[fuks]

[lizzysmart-deactivated20190331]

Goalz

[legitimism]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[letthelifeinmelive]

THE LIDDO BOYS LEGS OMG

[sunshinelester]

[pillow-fighty]

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food

[iraffiruse]

[polis-and-recreation]

This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me.  This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless.  This is a little girl whose family life is so horrible that books are her only escape.  This is a little girl whose parents constantly belittle her for reading, the only pleasure in life she has.  And in this scene, this little girl answers very shyly, because she has been conditioned to be embarrassed of her own existence.  At first, she answers slowly, and without making eye contact. And in this scene this little girl is beginning to realize that maybe she is special.  Maybe there are kind people in the world.  Maybe she is worth something.

[fuks]

!!

[allsadnshit]

OH SHIT!!!!

[infinitepenis-deactivated201509]

aahHhhAHHHhhhhAHHhhhHahahHhhahhhhhaahhhHhh!! !

[imgonnakillyourayromano-deactiv]

*me seeing a healthy relationship between a person and their father* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[ashes2arsenic]

OOOOOOOO

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

What’s the definition of an alto?

A soprano who can sightread

[just-confetti]