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[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[gdfgdfgggg-deactivated20160311]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[crabussy]

walking up to a parent and a child and saying haha that smaller one kind of look like you lol that’s weird

[jamsunstone]

awesome burger dot life

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

girl me too

[dogpuppy]

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[transxfiles]

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh... well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs... hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-

[haunted-xander]

Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad

Alternatively:

[herpsandbirds]

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[december-knight]

{The Knight attempts to spin as well}

[ammi-delta-document]

[schlorb]

Instead of fergalicious it should be schlorbalicious

True.

[ririwithrice]

*dances*

[mildly-cold-grape]

don't you mean shlorbances

[ririwithrice]

I thought I’d leave that to the schlorb

[schlorb]

*schlorbances*

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.