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Xena-Wentworth-NCIS-R&I-OUAT I have a separate blogs for some of the above but follows come from this blog. I would be happy to link you if you ask. This blog is all of the above listed shows and more... ...basically the regurgitated remnants of a procrastination-addict and wonk-identified human.

[justqueeerious-deactivated20220]

charlize. theron. Ma’am. excuse me, ma’am. but your arms.. ma’am.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: I may have a couple of knives up my sleeve.

Eli: You mean tricks.

Gabrielle: No, she means knives.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Eli: “Knowledge” is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; “wisdom” is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Gabrielle: That's deep.

Joxer: “Philosophy” is wondering if that means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Xena: “Common sense” is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasties.

[dastardlydorito]

[isa-ghost]

OH MY GOD

[warriorsbardsnbrews]

[xenaslayerofgods]

requested by @machinesroot (gabrielle version)

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

Xena: The audacity.

[girl4music]

Season 1 - Gaybrielle

Instances where Gabrielle exhibits lesbian behaviour right from the very start of the show and is completely oblivious to it. It’s innocent yet slightly innuendous subtext. Unintended and ambiguous, but not unnoticable to observant eyes and ears. Gabrielle was the only gay in her village.

[wholesome90stv]

Watch this video of Xena single-handedly destroying 100 men to get you in the mood to smash the patriarchy. This fight scene from One Against an Army (edited a bit for length) is one of the longest and most intense fights of the entire series and every second of it is an adrenaline rush. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tonyandzivauk]

“My fingers are finging.”

[annwalkersbonnet]

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: I'm trapped.

Joxer: Just push Gabrielle off your lap. She won't wake up.

Xena: Absolutely not! I'm not a monster.

[cylonalyna]

Joxer: Oh, come on, Xena.

Xena: She's purring, Joxer. Purring!

[incorrectgentlemanjackquotes]

Ann: Are you having second thoughts?

Anne: I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

[tonyandzivauk]

Tony & Ziva Caps: Season 10 Episode 2

[mandymoore]

mandymooremm: Goodbye world. Here’s a series of pictures of me absolutely losing my mind/accosting @maddowshow for a photo. She is EVERYTHING. My life is complete.

[tuherrus]

i’m apparently on a roll of redrawing my favourite kisses in movies and shows so here’s a scene that definitely awoke something in me at like ten years old