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[hxrnyonmain-deactivated20220829]

Sorry I didn’t get back to you it’s just that I’m completely unfit for human interaction.

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

[musicgarlic-deactivated20201112]

garlic has never wronged me… been a friend through it all

[bogleech]

Thinking about how we only exist because of the meteor can be hilarious sometimes like I'll get a banner ad for a fake hentai game while I'm trying to watch the Simpsons illegally and realize "this is all here because the bird monsters got killed by one rock"

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[zeravmeta]

i love you people who hold doors i love you people who let others pass on the driveway i love you people who make funny faces at babies i love you people who pick up litter i love you people who say please and thank you i love you people patient with service workers i love you people who share an umbrella i love you people who are casually kind

[1998aries]

check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[swagpaws]

if i was a cat would u pick me up and carry me around to hold me up to things i cant normally get to so i can smell them be honest

[engulfes]

x

[bakingmoomins]

girlies don't forget to make yourself a little treat today little treats are so important for survival

[julykings]

ok… looked at my phone too much today… have to go jump in the river now 

[orteil42]

my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

[animatedtext]

requested by tommy-wambsgans

[funnelcloudd]

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

I love being bisexual and I think I will do the same tomorrow

[geniusoflove]

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