Vagitarian

That title isn't even accurate anymore it's been years oh my god

[catchymemes]

[crazy-brazilian]

king

[crashdown]

the holy trinity

[sluttynurse]

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

[andromedasummer]

he really did put it into words for me

[panthera--tigris--altaica]

Transcript:

But I’m 25 now and the point of this is that I’m 25 and I’ve discovered that I do not give a shit about the lives of high schoolers anymore, I just can’t do it, I can’t bring myself to care. And that’s really affected how, how like I watch TV shows now, because so many TV shows are like set in a high school, and trying to get you like invested. Like “oh my god, should I end up with Tommy or should I end up with Greg?” I think you should get to math class!!

[holdoncallfailed]

nice!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[natjennie]

david jenkins making historical figures into a gay romcom:

[kurrusu]

*me to me*

don't think about it

[kumagawa]

had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard

[trashboat]

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

[trashboat]

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

[trashboat]

think i might be lonely

[podsn]

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

[justlookatthosesausages]

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[catchymemes]

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

[personification-of-anxiety]

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

[kappa-crossing]

[instagrampa]

[catchymemes]

[repent-zoomer]

My boss giving us a talk on teamwork