pine apple lime

A mix of stuff that I consider cool/funny can be found here. Plus stuff that I actually made/created/photographed.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[argus91]

[babyanimalgifs]

[pastxlprincxss]

KITTY 😻

[best-of-memes]

[omega3]

Isjdjsjxjx

[thepeacockangel]

How to perform the great rite of banishing:

Be sure you really want this item gone forever

Locate the item you wish to permanently banish to the spirit realm

Think “I don’t want to lose this, I should put it somewhere sensible”

Put it somewhere sensible.

It is done, the item is gone from your life forever.

[thebibliosphere]

As a witch A+ can confirm, works every time.

[thischick25]

Warning: If you EVER buy a replacement because you decide you need it, the banishment will be undone, and you will now have two.

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[opheliaownsyou]

does the pope shit in the woods?

[ms-mandy-m]

Touch of yellow: interiors

[darkislovelyyyy]

[with-practice]

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

[c-bassmeow]

This is so funny I’m going to pee

[heartsnmagic]

[meowjorie]

this kitten meows while she eats and it’s the funniest and cutest thing ever

[travelthisworld]

Salzburg, Austria || by Elle Decor

[distractful]

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) — Day vs. Night

[southernpiphi]

[ree-lives]

My heart is happy today ✨✨

[ithelpstodream]

Thank you, Ewan McGregor!

[forumgamer]

“Taking a stand and refusing to support the career of a self-declared anti-feminist” apparently equals “not allowing different political opinions”.

Also, it makes me chuckle that a mediocre tabloid “journalist” and TV host tries to put down a national treasure and international star as “just an actor”…

[estebanwaseaten]

[miss-love]

MY BAE

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[bsotted]

@lavender-tides

[sovietshopaholic]

@bossubossupromode