We're werewolves

Not swearwolves

[sarahseeandersen]

[teathattast]

[uroko]

Of Fairies and Foxes

[thecollectibles]

Tough one by Ekaterina Tambovtseva

[streetlight-halo-deactivated202]

rats live on no evil star

[zvaigzdelasas]

The first Italian was from new york

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[oursuperadventure]

💀SKELETON HOUSE🏚️ This spooky design is full of skeletons and ghosts and it's now available as a tee over at sarahgraley.com/shop ! Who's your favourite skeleton in the design?

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[brucebocchi]

[invioletswithyou]

Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell

[clevercrumbish]

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss

[emwheezie]

Gamer cats

[mega-gaymer-party]

[chefwhatnot]

[cipheramnesia]

I don't know very much about myself but one thing I'm sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.

[arborealgargoyle]

FALSE! there is no “wrong” way to use a nail gun. if it puts a nail in something with a cool KA-THUNKK noise then you have won at nail guns. end of story. (sometimes screaming may follow the cool kathunk noise but that is largely irrelevant to the fact that you have already won at nail guns and should collect your prize of more nails for your awesome nail gun)

[cipheramnesia]

Two things I'm sure of are that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun properly and neither can Tumblr user arborealgargoyle.

[theoldsmelly]

[kokirby]

alexa play raspberry beret by prince

[ladyshinga]

[dracophile]

Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all it’s own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners. And he flees his persecution but cannot resist to remind the world of his existence. To brag about the money his filth has brought him. To try and, how you say, “flex” on a girl who’s concern is for the future of this planet by touting his many fast cars. But she is not so easily cowed and came back strong against his crude message with one of her own. Poirot may not condone the language, but he cannot deny it may have been called for. And there, there he let his hubris lead him to make his mistake. In his video, there, there is his pandora’s box. It does not look like much, it is after all a pizza box and such food is popular among the masses today. But this box…this box proved where he was hiding away. What hole this rat crawled into!

[terriwriting]

I claim no deductive prowess on my part, Watson. Our quarry is a braggart and a fool and he has proclaimed his location for all the world to see. But the prey is still afoot, dear doctor, and we must be swift. Bring your pistol.

[anonymouscomrade]

[finder-plus]

Batman, how can you be so sure we can find him with just that tweet?

Well, Boy Wonder, a single picture can say a thousand words but in this case we only need one. Did you see the pizza that fuel-burning fiend ordered?

Jerry’s? Why, I’ve never heard of them, where in the world could you get a slice of that?

That’s the perfect question, the cheesy clue we need to apprehend this terrible tweeting menace. I happen to know for a fact there’s only one place in the world you can get a fresh slice of Jerry’s pizza…and we’ll need some extra Bat Garlic for this trip.

Great Ratios, Batman, you don’t mean!?

That’s right, Robin, let’s not waste any more time, the citizens of Gotham are already thrashing him in the Quote Retweets.

[bombshellblitz]

[PERCEPTION - Formidable 13] Look closer at the video

⚄⚃

PERCEPTION [Formidable: Success] - Now hold on. There’s something strange about that pizza box.

VISUAL CALCULUS - The name of the store that box was ordered from is “Jerry’s”.

SHIVERS [Easy: Success] - In another time, you have eaten at nearly every one of the myriad pizzerias that mark the streets of Jamrock, but never heard of a place by such a name.

VOLITION - Maybe the lieutenant has.

YOU - “Hey Kim, have you ever eaten at a place called Jerry’s?”

KIM KITSURAGI - “I have not heard of such an establishment, much less eaten there. Does this really pertain to the current investigation, detective?”

YOU - “It has to be.”

[ENCYCLOPEDIA - Heroic 16] Where is Jerry’s?

⚅⚅

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Heroic: Success] - Then it comes to you. Somewhere, far from the insulidian isola, in Romania, is the only “Jerry’s” Pizzeria.

HALF LIGHT - You have him.