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black sabbath is pretty awesome, oh and so is girl power, I'll fight you if you touch my stuff

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[bogleech]

The lady who originally wrote the “you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did” meme has repeatedly expressed disappointment that she’s never credited for it so those of you who twitter should follow her, she’s like Dril only with slightly more substantial evidence that she exists in our own universe

[wittacism241253-deactivated2016]

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

[thebestoftumbling]

[joifulmoon]

This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??

[wally-jo]

i love whatever accent this is

[jeweledroses]

I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.

[thatsthat24]

I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!

[trippy-hippyy-deactivated202208]

Hey guys, I set up an etsy and will eventually be listing my clay pottery items for sale on there! My username is kotabrown1498 if you’d like to follow and see what I have to offer! I plan on making useable items like bowls, cups, plates, etc. and will also hopefully be making some rolling trays and stash jars for you guys! If you have any ideas for me as well I’d like to hear them, so please shoot me a message on here or on etsy! If you could reblog and spread the word I’d appreciate it very much. Thanks guys.

[bakedloaf]

Time for my 4th Giveaway! Very excited to do this one for you lovely followers :)

~~Just a few rules!~~

Must be following ME or your reblogs won’t count, I do check

Must be 18+ !!!

Reblog this (As much as you please for entries to win, but try not to flood your followers dash with it!)

Must be within the USA (Sorry, out of country shipping is just too pricey, unless you’re willing to pay it)

No giveaway blogs + likes don’t count as entries

This will go on until March 15th, 2016! Sometime that day I’ll end it and use a random number generator to pick the winner, they’ll have 24 hours after I send them a message to respond and claim it.

Winner gets:

New Pipe Solutions orange spoon

New clear chillum/one hitter

New gold 3 piece grinder

2 packs of Juicy Jays, Maple Syrup and Black Magic

Element filter tips

Doob tube

5 feet of hempwick

Green silicone concentrate container

Party high pint glass

I ‘<3′ weed shot glass

2 DragonQueenGlass pendants

Pizza and Hot Dog erasers

Peace sign bracelet

Tree Of Life tapestry (86″ x 56″)

Mushroom incense burner

50 pack of 5 different incense scents (coconut, strawberry, vanilla, ancient times, and spring mist)

Ozium smell eliminating spray

Other surprises!!

Goodluck everyone! I love you & wish you all the best of luck! - Loaf

[invisiblebread]

“Real Comfort”

Invisible Bread [website] [facebook] [twitter] [bonus panel]

[justanotheroneofthosekids-deact]

Bought this herbal thing from superdrug called rescue remedy and omg it has made it possible to go into class as well as sleep and I’m so happy it takes the edge off and makes everything easier to deal with and only needed to use it once. I think it’s probably going to be in my bag at all times now, such a life saver.

[afallingledzeppelin]

[sixpenceee]

Flowers at platform 9¾ for Alan Rickman. 

[rottentomatoes]

RIP David Bowie

[stoneysweetkitten-blog]

🎀I’m so at peace with my flaws that I might just be one of the rarest🎀

[archiemcphee]

This weekend all our Horse Masks are on sale for $15 or less! You can get the original Horse Mask, Lady Horse Mask or the Glow-in-the-Dark Zombie Horse Mask! Stock up now, these prices are so low you can get them for your whole family.  Buy before midnight on 1/10/16.

Shop here

[thefrenemy-blog]

When To Wear Lipstick

Red/Orange Lipstick -You are a trained assassin meant to meet your very attractive enemy in a hotel bar -You are the lead in a film noir but instead of being the murdered person, you’re going to take your trenchcoat-wearing gams out to find the bad guy yourself -It’s V for Victory, babes! Put on your cutest pin-up outfits, roll that hair up into victory rolls, and be damn grateful you were born in the late 80’s instead of a time strife with war and racism! -There’s been a crime and you just may have committed it -When you want to hide the blood around your mouth from eating them all alive Pair with: Martini, Gun

Pink Lipstick -When you’re doing something incredibly bad-ass and intelligent because no, thanks, you don’t fit into the BOXES -Channeling your inner-Elle-Woods-spirit goddess -On Wednesdays -Well, sometimes you just want to look cute and pretty and eat cupcakes and is that a fucking problem -Aw, for grandma! She will love it. -When you just DARE somebody to catcall you, just try it -When you want to feel powerful as hell in a very pretty color Pair With: Big Hair, Bigger Goals,

Black/Dark Lipstick -When you are raising hell -When you want people to fear the very presence of you -When you’re a new witch who is finally meeting her coven and coming face-to-face with her powers. Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble, Bitches. -When starting fires -When potentially running into your ex -You are a force to be reckoned with, baby doll. Prove it. -Don’t know why, but absolutely perfect for bad dates and dive bars. Pair With: Whiskey and A Will To Show Em How It’s Done

Purple/Wild Colored Lipstick -When people tell you you are wearing too much makeup -When people tell you your makeup should be neutral or more natural -If you feel like it -When your life is just one giant secret cosplay -You are a beautiful, sexy alien and you have come to roll your eyes Pair With: Big Rings and No Fucks

[gaylor-moon]

The universal law of buying drugs is that you text your main guy, they take too long to respond, so you text another guy, and maybe even another THEN they all get back to you at the same time, or the first dude hits you back up seconds after you get it from someone else. Reblog if u agree

[theslaybymic]

Chance the Rappers helps get sleeping bag coats to the homeless

The project, called Warmest Winter, comes from a recent partnership between the rapper and Detroit nonprofit the Empowerment Plan. The initiative aims to bring the coats to Chicago by asking donors to help support the manufacturing of the coats. Each coat costs $100 to “sponsor.” The incredible progress they’ve already made will warm your heart.

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[michellepsychologist]

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