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occasionally a writer of fanfics (icon cred @lanceskogane)  

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[tom-nippleston]

[lumikinetic]

This reads like a fandub but nope that’s- that’s the show

[threesideddream]

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that’s like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the grooming/predatory behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[imaginedsoldier]

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

[artofkace]

“I would sneak down here to hide as a kid.

…My Granddad must have known I’d be… happier. As a soldier.”

[wadey-wilson]

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

[wackd-archive]

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

[wackd-archive]

fair

[itswalky]

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

[zingoogniz]

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

[zingoogniz]

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

[theroseandthebeast]

#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)

[marsapartment]

Was anyone going to tell me that Jesse McCartney who voices Dick Grayson in Young Justice is the same fuckign Jesse McCartney whose song Beautiful Soul was the slow dance song in literally every single rom com circa early 2000s, or was I just supposed to connect the dots myself

[marsapartment]

I hate that you made me Google this Isghdhdhsjsjsjk??!?!!!!

[jediofmars]

He signed up to play Roxas cuz he loved the big feet characters of Kingdom Hearts

[marsapartment]

I came out here to celebrate a teen heart-throb icon, and have left with knowledge about Quentin McCartino I never could have anticipated. I am Pandora, and typing the first Dickard Grayson post was opening the shoe box

[marsapartment]

[nowimhaunted]

Some girl on twitter posted this

so naturally I had to

[blauerozen-deactivated20191115]

Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.

Here’s to every brave warrior.

Here’s to you.

Here’s to me.

[ace-of-moons]

I made a handy diagram

[gothammite]

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

[donvanvliets-deactivated2015051]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[pleasedonttellmymom69]

IM SCREAMING

[lassoway]

steve “one brain cell” harrington + text posts

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[irnstrange]

Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?

Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?

Sam:

Bucky:

[doubleca5t]