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[pineaberry]

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION

You were warned…

A ZERO ON HER RIGHT

Part 1

After the Battle of Druckenwell there were no parades or honors for Malavai Quinn. He had been spared a swift execution but the alternative had almost been worse: a one way ticket to the slave pens. Now alone and forgotten, he has to live on the bottom rung of a system he had always fought to protect.

Malavai Quinn Slave AU

BLUE PORCELAIN

Part 1

Lt. Malavai Quinn is severely injured during the battle of Druckenwell. Although the battle ends in a victory, he loses everything in the aftermath. Now crippled and deeply in debt, he has no choice but to sell himself in indentured servitude to a Sith.

Malavai Quinn Steampunk AU

HOLLOW

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 (Theron Shan x DS!Jedi Knight) [COMPLETE]

Nathema Conspiracy: He was supposed to fix this for her. The betrayal and pain was all supposed to be worth it to keep her safe. Too late did he realize what he’d actually done…

FRACTALS

Little bits of head canon that pop up…

Snippets (Arcann x Gray!Sith Inquisitor)

Random thoughts on Arcann’s relationship with Darth Nox, or as he’s allowed to call her, Tosali.

Wishes

Small Inconveniences

Addendum (Malavai Quinn x LS!Sith Warrior)

Moments and excerpts on Malavai’s infatuation with the Sith Warrior.

Impropriety

Consequences

What a Difference Ten Months Makes

R&R (Aric Jorgan x LS!Republic Trooper)

Backstory elements and one-shots centering around our favorite kitty soldier and his waifu… also a kitty in armor.

Clanuary is Pride Month

Lover’s Knot 

WORK ETHICS

Part 1: Efficiency (Malavai Quinn)

Ten years is a long time to be stuck in a dead-end post in the middle of nowhere. Here are some of Lt. Quinn’s thoughts on the matter.

Part 2: Productivity (Malavai Quinn, Doc Kimble)

Another beautiful day in Balmorra. The sun is shining, bombs are exploding, swarming insects are trying to eat your face off… Just the perfect day for an Imperial Lieutenant and an Independent Medic to cross paths.

Part 3: Competency (Malavai Quinn, Doc Kimble)

War is hell, and there are somethings that have to be suffered for the sake of the Empire. Malavai knew this well, he just never expected that something to be someone.

Part 4: Proficiency (Malavai Quinn, Doc Kimble)

COMING SOON!

AO3 Link: [X]

ESC: A TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE SERIES

ESC is a series of drabbles and ficlets that were really more like writing exercises created when inspiration struck. They’re labeled ESC because as you can probably tell, they’re choices that I liked to explore but immediately hit ‘Esc’ in-game before they were set in stone. Random fluff and/or angst is also included here.

Life Day (Malavai Quinn x LS!Sith Warrior)

Theft of the Gravestone (Koth Vortena x LS!Sith Warrior)

The Consequence of Failure (Aric Jorgan, Kaliyo Djannis, LS!Sith Warrior)

UPCOMING PROJECTS IN ‘DEVELOPMENT HELL’

Untitled (F!Sith Warrior Storyline)

Not only does this fic not have a working title, I’ve rewritten the Korriban arc at least three times. It’s just not *shakefist* good enough!

[pineaberry]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Forgot to post this like... a year ago? Ah well.

[greelin]

you stupid fucking idiot i can’t believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. I’ll kill you

[feefal]

Neuron infograph but cute🧠 we love a woman in STEM<3

[feefal]

Neuron infograph but cute🧠 we love a woman in STEM<3

[feefal]

Neuron infograph but cute🧠 we love a woman in STEM<3

[annabeth-katniss-granger]

“Oh but Billford is toxic” OF COURSE its toxic. Its the most toxic thing this generation has ever seen. That fucking triangle can enter his goddamn mind. Do you think we don’t know thats not toxic. It is TOXIC old man yaoi. And it is CANON. Let us have some fun with it

[pineaberry]

That's it! That's the whole point, you guys!

[vastderp-placeholder]

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

[vastderp-placeholder]

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[flowersforabel]

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

[flowersforabel]

Girl I do no know how to explain that the vast majority of adults used to be children.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Next time someone seems interested in me and I don't want them to be I'm gonna say "I used to like maths in school when I was ten!" Now they've heard about me being a child and are never allowed to be sexually or romantically interested in me. Perfect shield.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

At a wedding the best man tells a funny story from the groom's childhood and the cops show up to arrest the bride

[hegodamask]

ANDOR APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | @andorappreciation

↳ Day Four - Favourite Planets/Settings

[its-not-a-pen]

Hear me out: Since nightsisters don't have horns, but non-dathomirian female zabraks do have horns, Maul spends all of his life just quietly assuming that all the female zabraks he meets outside of Dathomir are trans. He sees one, he learns her pronouns and he's just like: "Okay, whatever she says. Good for her, but none of my business."

diversity win! this iridonian zabrak just came out as cis XD

[herblinz]

Gran! 🤣🤣🤣

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the special relationship between a person & their saddest wettest oc

[sourcengine-moved]

[pineaberry]

Write the fic you coward.

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[awfulmidis]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

NO FUCKING WAY

[saint-soap]

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

[copaline]

[lanabenikosdoormat-deactivated2]

quinn content !!

also if you’re a swtor/star wars blog please interact i wanna follow more of y’all ^^ or just rec me some cool folks to follow :)

[pineaberry]

Malavai Quinn: Greetings, I am Captain Malavai Quinn. Officer and loyal subject of the Sith Empire. How can I be of service?

I gave a bot anxiety.

You're welcome.

[yesitsterriblysimple]

Did the Jedi deserve to fall?

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

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