Copaline Archive

Old scrolls and tangents from the cloud forest.

[copaline]

The Force has always had favorites and Maul has never been one of them. Or perhaps he has, which is why his life has never been easy. Time and time again he has climbed out of oblivion through sheer force of will only to tumble back to square one. Betrayed, broken, and left to die in an alley on Taris, he expects to meet an unremarkable end. That is until the Force decides to go back and recruit an old favorite: the long-since retired Empire's Wrath. Just this once, the scales will tip to Maul's favor... provided she can be convinced to stick around.

Chapter 2 is now LIVE! Fuck it, we ball! Why yes, I am writing a slice of life with the most angriest man alive.

Post Maul Shadow Lord...

I am just going to keep putting this man in situations for my own sick amusement.

[copaline]

The Force has always had favorites and Maul has never been one of them. Or perhaps he has, which is why his life has never been easy. Time and time again he has climbed out of oblivion through sheer force of will only to tumble back to square one. Betrayed, broken, and left to die in an alley on Taris, he expects to meet an unremarkable end. That is until the Force decides to go back and recruit an old favorite: the long-since retired Empire's Wrath. Just this once, the scales will tip to Maul's favor... provided she can be convinced to stick around.

Chapter 2 is now LIVE! Fuck it, we ball! Why yes, I am writing a slice of life with the most angriest man alive.

Post Maul Shadow Lord…

I am just going to keep putting this man in situations for my own sick amusement.

[maulsearpiercing]

Hello Sickasthieves here, journalist for the HoloNetNews, reporting live from the depths of despair.

In the past, high profile individuals such as yourself have admitted to wanting to peg infamous ex Sith Lord, Maul. Now aside from this opinion being objectively correct, the question on everyones lips is - does Maul even have an anus? Do you have any comments Ms Grey?

Stay tuned. More at 7.

In reviewing the incidents of my prior remarks on this subject, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my own defects not to think it probable that I may have issued statements in failing to reflect upon the former Sith Lord's anatomy; and I shall carry with me the hope that my readership will never cease to view such oversights with indulgence.

Should the former Sith Lord nevertheless conceived himself to be aggrieved, I shall in equal confidence refer him to my attorney, who awaits his correspondence with enthusiasm.

[wilwheaton]

[wilwheaton]

[xmia77]

editing maul in TPM and i’m gonna tweak tf out.

are we serious.

[copaline]

Respectfully, I would like to remove his eyes and keep them in a jar on my desk.

Respectfully.

[virtualtoybox]

[copaline]

@sunsetofdoom

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[homunculus-argument]

My dash is full of struggling writers rn.

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[gran-maul-seizure]

Okay we're all on the same page that Vader!Anakin is 100% doing a glass menagerie cabinet load of drugs everyday? Like he's got to be. He's in that scratchy ass whatever the fcuk suit with a metal mouthpiece not even the worst off orthodontic patient would wanna be caught DEAD in, his wife is dead, his best friend/brother figure dimembered him and cried about it, and he's no longer tied to being Good Jedi Boi™️. How is he not blitzed every second? How?

[gran-maul-seizure]

Okay @mauls-fair-in-love-and-war I really thought I was just making up shit and off my rocker again

[gran-maul-seizure]

Oh gawd oh fcuk I just had another thought: would this Space Cocaine be the stuff a certain Crimson Dawn is now peddling amongst other Nefarious Things?

[gran-maul-seizure]

Had to bring this back cos I'm now thinking of him buying drugs from Maul and the irony of those things being completely lost on these two

[copaline]

Vader you can't kill Maul.

Bitch, that's your dealer!

[darth-memes]

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[copaline]

You can. It's called a Power of Attorney.

[indifferenttopain]

[sickasthieves]

MY RIDE OR DIE