Egg

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[crows-gonna-delete-deactivated2]

Give me a V!

[priimariinasold-deactivated2019]

V!

[crows-gonna-delete-deactivated2]

Give me an O!

[ninjafirefox]

O!

[crows-gonna-delete-deactivated2]

Give me an R!

[eviluncle-deactivated20200609]

i don’t think i like where this post is going

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Tuscan Chicken Mac And Cheese (ONE POT, STOVE TOP)

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Get your FoodFfs stuff here

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

did it hurt? when the little people inside your head refused to follow your carefully-plotted novel outline?

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[rm-renfield]

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[foodffs]

Cheesy Broccoli Hashbrown Bake (Oil-Free)

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Is this how you roll?

[btimz]

Fun New Year's Eve Joke:

Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.

[catchymemes]

[spockvarietyhour]

[iamthecutestofborg]

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

[edgar-allan-possum]

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[depsidase]

[devertigozation]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

[forrestsandfeathers0]

You fool, that was Arby himself.