oh my god I am an old

Erin / 29 / they/she / mildly successful writerperson and therapist / too old for discourse

[artbyblastweave]

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

[eikotheblue]

these tags are gold omg

[pineapple-overlord]

I can’t be the first person to make note of the fact that Kermit has incredible trans guy energy right

[pineapple-overlord]

Lol I’m posting on tumblr for the first time in LITERAL YEARS because I need to scream about Les Mis and twitter doesn’t exist anymore

Anyway I just saw the touring show in Ottawa courtesy of my absolutely perfect partner, who bought us tickets for my birthday even though they profess to not even like the play (pour one out for a real one)

And it was SPECTACULAR

Everyone did an amazing job, probably the best version of the show I’ve seen live. Special shoutout to the Grantaire, Kyle Adams, who was perfection?? I’m obsessed with his performance. Truly my favourite part of theatre is being able to track the small choices made by the actors, even/especially when they are not the focus. The way he fully embodied R every second, made the most of every movement, and played off the other Amis?? Absolutely brilliant. Gahhhh.

If you have seen this cast or just want to generally yell about Les Mis hit me up! I am full of Special Interest Energy and my partner deserves a break from hearing about how heartbreaking but also amazing it was when Enjolras caught Gavroche as he was falling and then handed his body to Grantaire :’)

[girlofdogs]

mary oliver was right: i am here!!! i am alive on this fresh earth!!! i am standing in my kitchen waiting for my tea to boil and that alone is proof of my existence!!!!

[themarinecathedral]

me:

vid creds: @love-boat​

[trueloveistreacherous]

The Good Place (2016-2020) Created by Michael Schur

[fadedlovemp3]

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

[dillyt]

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

[wizard-email]

[thefeminineurge]

[randomfae]

“come back with a warrant”

i felt that. i shall start using that answer. it’s perfect.

[theliteraryarchitect]

Just remember: If all writing fiction ever does is keep you from losing your goddamn mind during this pandemic, it has served you well and needs no other justification for consuming hours upon hours of your time. It does not need to be good. It does not need to be finished. It does not need to get published or praised. It only needs to soothe you, to hold you, to occupy your mind, to amuse you, to tether you to this world, to keep you from going mad, to keep you company, to keep you alive.

[mechanicalangel-deactivated2023]

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[engulfes]

all about love - new visions, bell hooks

[teenagekingdomstarlight]

[nepofledgling]

hannibal is the best show i’ve ever seen. someone will look at a corpse and say “where did the liver go....” and then it cuts to exactly where the liver went

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[quasi-normalcy]

I just moved to Montreal a few months ago; this is the first day with real snow on the ground; and this whole thing just speaks to me on an absolute spiritual level.

[ccracck]

now, more than ever, people need to show their support for trans women. JK Rowling is back on her terf shit on twitter and that means self-proclaimed 'radblr' is going to be having a fucking field day celebrating and harrassing trans women calling us rapists.

seriously, drop harry potter. i don't care what your excuse is for reading the books, creating content for it whether it just be dumb tumblr posts or writing fanfiction. take it from a trans girl in the uk - your engagement does have a tangible effect on our lives, and JKR has openly stated that most people who engage with that series agree with her view.

[fandomsandfeminism]

The new Fantastic Beasts trailer dropped 7 hours ago.

JKR is literally leveraging transphobic outrage is get herself trending on social media to boost her movie trailers.

Dont engage with this woman or her content.