he calls me pineapple princess

Kristin. 22. SoCal to Oahu. 50% Japanese 50% white, 100% about pizza // Twitter | Instagram : @kristinniizawa

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the phrase "she's got it goin on like donkey kong" implies that donkey kong has a fat ass.

to be frank that isn’t something I’d like to think about.

[beeliosis]

he does tho???

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

I SAID I WOULD NOT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

[amengaga]

[antiandrogen]

mood

[boydoujin-moved-deactivated2017]

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

[dovah-remade]

[only1600kids]

[telemitosis-moved]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

[orphanwheat20]

He strikes once again

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I’m never making another text post again

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[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[raulassparza-deactivated2015092]

[dcomgifs]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[alisonzai]

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[vorchagirl]

I feel called out.

[digitalfaerie]

if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time

[horsesaround]

Mulan (1998)

[localstarboy]

When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀

[gentlemanlypansexual]

“Whatchu gon do? Get on there and pretend like you the praying mantis???” 💀💀💀

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

Bruh… the realness! Mama came through and dismantled her confidence

[bishopmyles313]

Lmfaoooo

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Oh my god 💀

[sweetosterfield]

tom holland is the embodiment of “in my defense i was left unsupervised”