Ivor Montagu

| Filmmaker | Table tennis lover | Communist | He/Him |

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Introduction post:

I'm Ivor Montagu.

I work as a filmmaker and may or may not be a Soviet spy(if you work at MI5,I am not a Soviet spy).

I love table tennis and I am the founder of the International Table Tennis Federation.

I'm also interested in zoology.

I love my glamorous wife,Hel.

(Also if you are my brother,don't interact with this blog).

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Ooc:

Heyyyy!It's me Ace!(aka @that-1940s-homosexual) I thought it would be fun to make this role play blog since I love Ivor Montagu and I was inspired by the other Operation mincemeat role play accounts!

These are the rules for this blog:

● No explicit NSFW,slightly suggestive and innuendos are fine but nothing explicit.

● Anyone ask me things,especially anons since they are often the funniest. Also if want,please ask me angst,I love angst. But any asks are great.

● Most things on this account will be based on the musical but still I don't want to disrespect the real person so I will be as respect as I can be and I will try not to be fiction-eny.

● If you want to ask me anything that is outside the character, please ask me on my main.

● DNI: racists, transphobes, homophobes, sexists, nazis, trump supporters, reform UK supporters, zionists, and anyone who want to be assholes (be a asshole in character to Ivor,not me.)

That being said please do interact with this account,and enjoy.

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🍎🍎

Uh...thank you??? I think...

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Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Thank you :) I’ve never played table tennis before :( But it does look fun :D

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

You should try it because it is fun as hell!

[hearts-for-america]

Screw your silly ping pong, come play a respectable sport like American football instead, old man!!🇺🇸🔥💪

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

1. Fuck off, you bloody American!

2. I'm only a couple years older than you.

3. American football is shit.

[hearts-for-america]

Only a couple years older?! Jeez.. the years haven’t been nice to you, have they bud?

GOD BLESS AMERICA🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪🦅🦅

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

This is why I really REALLY hate Americans.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Thank you :) I’ve never played table tennis before :( But it does look fun :D

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

You should try it because it is fun as hell!

[hearts-for-america]

Screw your silly ping pong, come play a respectable sport like American football instead, old man!!🇺🇸🔥💪

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Old man??? He’s like 20-something :(

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Exactly! Thank you, Haselden!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Thank you :) I’ve never played table tennis before :( But it does look fun :D

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

You should try it because it is fun as hell!

[hearts-for-america]

Screw your silly ping pong, come play a respectable sport like American football instead, old man!!🇺🇸🔥💪

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

1. Fuck off, you bloody American!

2. I'm only a couple years older than you.

3. American football is shit.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Thank you :) I’ve never played table tennis before :( But it does look fun :D

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

You should try it because it is fun as hell!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[bellatypequeen]

I do believe that if given the proper chance majority of women could easily exceed men in their respective fields. Of course myself being one of them.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Obviously. Women can do every men can do but 10x better.

[bellatypequeen]

See I now know why Hel gushes about you. You know how to tell a woman what she wants to hear Mr. Montagu

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Well, I have this magical thing called ✨️common sense✨️ and ✨️basic morals✨️ which most men seem to lack(especially my brother).

[bellatypequeen]

Well, to be fair since the last time we chatted Mr.Montagu, your brother and I have come to common grounds that we shall help protect the women working at MI5 from creeps, especially Ms. Leslie.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

That's good! Finally, he has managed to achieve having some kind of morals and responsibilities. It's good to see that he isn't a complete egotistical idiot.

[bellatypequeen]

He still has his idiotic moments but he does have a good heart, which I’ve come to respect. I mean he’s got all his friends from Eaton to stop calling Charles Bug boy. So he does have morals just takes some time for them to show.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I'm...glad that he treats you ladies (and Charles) better than how he treats me most of the time...

[bellatypequeen]

I do apologize for how he treats you, I’m an only child so I don’t really know how siblings normally treat each other. But he shouldn’t be making you feel bad

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

It's fine..really.. I just don't think that he understands truly. He doesn't understand my sensory issues (like my problems with rice), or my intense interests, or even my strong political views. And I try to get him to understand but he just never listens.

[bellatypequeen]

Well, I’m always here if you want to talk about your none political associated interests. I also understand your sensory issues, I personally struggle working in the basement due to the lighting, if you wanna talk about it you are more than welcome

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Thank you! It means a lot to me!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[bellatypequeen]

I do believe that if given the proper chance majority of women could easily exceed men in their respective fields. Of course myself being one of them.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Obviously. Women can do every men can do but 10x better.

[bellatypequeen]

See I now know why Hel gushes about you. You know how to tell a woman what she wants to hear Mr. Montagu

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Well, I have this magical thing called ✨️common sense✨️ and ✨️basic morals✨️ which most men seem to lack(especially my brother).

[bellatypequeen]

Well, to be fair since the last time we chatted Mr.Montagu, your brother and I have come to common grounds that we shall help protect the women working at MI5 from creeps, especially Ms. Leslie.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

That's good! Finally, he has managed to achieve having some kind of morals and responsibilities. It's good to see that he isn't a complete egotistical idiot.

[bellatypequeen]

He still has his idiotic moments but he does have a good heart, which I’ve come to respect. I mean he’s got all his friends from Eaton to stop calling Charles Bug boy. So he does have morals just takes some time for them to show.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I'm...glad that he treats you ladies (and Charles) better than how he treats me most of the time...

[bellatypequeen]

I do apologize for how he treats you, I’m an only child so I don’t really know how siblings normally treat each other. But he shouldn’t be making you feel bad

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

It's fine..really.. I just don't think that he understands truly. He doesn't understand my sensory issues (like my problems with rice), or my intense interests, or even my strong political views. And I try to get him to understand but he just never listens.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[bellatypequeen]

I do believe that if given the proper chance majority of women could easily exceed men in their respective fields. Of course myself being one of them.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Obviously. Women can do every men can do but 10x better.

[bellatypequeen]

See I now know why Hel gushes about you. You know how to tell a woman what she wants to hear Mr. Montagu

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Well, I have this magical thing called ✨️common sense✨️ and ✨️basic morals✨️ which most men seem to lack(especially my brother).

[bellatypequeen]

Well, to be fair since the last time we chatted Mr.Montagu, your brother and I have come to common grounds that we shall help protect the women working at MI5 from creeps, especially Ms. Leslie.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

That's good! Finally, he has managed to achieve having some kind of morals and responsibilities. It's good to see that he isn't a complete egotistical idiot.

[bellatypequeen]

He still has his idiotic moments but he does have a good heart, which I’ve come to respect. I mean he’s got all his friends from Eaton to stop calling Charles Bug boy. So he does have morals just takes some time for them to show.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I'm...glad that he treats you ladies (and Charles) better than how he treats me most of the time...

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[bellatypequeen]

I do believe that if given the proper chance majority of women could easily exceed men in their respective fields. Of course myself being one of them.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Obviously. Women can do every men can do but 10x better.

[bellatypequeen]

See I now know why Hel gushes about you. You know how to tell a woman what she wants to hear Mr. Montagu

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Well, I have this magical thing called ✨️common sense✨️ and ✨️basic morals✨️ which most men seem to lack(especially my brother).

[bellatypequeen]

Well, to be fair since the last time we chatted Mr.Montagu, your brother and I have come to common grounds that we shall help protect the women working at MI5 from creeps, especially Ms. Leslie.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

That's good! Finally, he has managed to achieve having some kind of morals and responsibilities. It's good to see that he isn't a complete egotistical idiot.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[bellatypequeen]

I do believe that if given the proper chance majority of women could easily exceed men in their respective fields. Of course myself being one of them.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Obviously. Women can do every men can do but 10x better.

[bellatypequeen]

See I now know why Hel gushes about you. You know how to tell a woman what she wants to hear Mr. Montagu

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Well, I have this magical thing called ✨️common sense✨️ and ✨️basic morals✨️ which most men seem to lack(especially my brother).

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[bellatypequeen]

I do believe that if given the proper chance majority of women could easily exceed men in their respective fields. Of course myself being one of them.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Obviously. Women can do every men can do but 10x better.

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[bellatypequeen]

Of course I will be! I’m great at most things I do!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

I bet you are!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[bellatypequeen]

A CHANCE TO BEAT A MAN AT THE THING HE THINKS HE IS SO AMAZING AT?! LETS DO THIS! I AM SO DOWN!!!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Ah hell yeah! Bet! You'll be amazing,darling!

[ewen-montagu-official]

Is the distaste for rice genetic or is your brother just fucking weird

Oh no, he's just weird. Who doesn't like rice?

also he's a communist, yeah that's weird

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

You will never understand it, Ewen.

Also being a communist isn't weird. Supporting capitalism is weird.

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

dude the brother beef is actually crazy. but also monty, while i do absolutely understand the apprehension to communism, and i get why it seems strange from an outside perspective, please don't make fun of people’s sensory stuff. it’s like those people who make fun of charles for liking bugs, it’s just kinda dumb to make fun of

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Yes! Exactly! Thank you, Miss. Leslie!

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

Who (in the musical to clarify mod) would you most want to play table tennis against?

Hm, that's a difficult one to answer. I mean, my wife would obviously be my first choice because I love her but if I had to pick someone else then... hmm my brother is really shit at it, I have no idea if his friend Charles the newt man knows how to play, most people at MI5 seem to think that its a commie thing so I don't know, maybe one of the typing pool girls, they seem to have the spirit for it, especially that one girl, Bella.

Maybe also that Haselden guy cuz somehow we've became sort of friends and I could teach him how to play.

[ewen-montagu-official]

Is the distaste for rice genetic or is your brother just fucking weird

Oh no, he's just weird. Who doesn't like rice?

also he's a communist, yeah that's weird

[ping-pong-diplomacy]

You will never understand it, Ewen.

Also being a communist isn't weird. Supporting capitalism is weird.