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Friendship ended with @fuckyoukyleyoufilthyjew

Now @piningpenelope is my best friend.

Awwww!! Hehe!!! I am sooo touched!! But that’s noooo reason to stop being friends with someone 😮 I am sure we can all be friends tooogeetherr!!!

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Kenny found this really funny rock for me!! I love my new thing and my new best friend!!! Hand model - @myst3r!0n

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leviticus20-13

Please stop picking on me :( I really didn’t know this stuff.

piningpenelope

😣 I am sorry people are teasing you!!! How rude!! 😣

thepigeongazette

if I have to be dragged to apple picking every year, y’all have to hear about it

piningpenelope

Hehe!! @leviticus20-13 !! Look, the girl can be us!! #appals !!!

yaboikenneth

Wings and Ladies; Porsche and Kenny

piningpenelope

“Oh, you charmer, you!” Porsche’s smile seemed to grow, her eyelashes batting to make herself appear flattered and happy. In reality, she’s heard that line multiple times before, but it was always nice to hear it again. It did make her feel pretty, “water and an order of wings, coming right up, handsome!”

Porsche departed with a wink, moved herself towards the bar where the lobby ends and the kitchen begins. She wrote down the order as neatly as she could and hung it up so the cooks could see. Afterwards, she hurried over to the drink station and filled a clean plastic clear cup of water and ice. She hoped it was refreshing and good enough for Kenny, as it seems like he really was a sweet boy in person and online.

Porsche made her way back to her new friend, the smile on her face still as predominant and flashy as when she left. Tables tried to call her over as she walked, but she accidentally ignored them for the favor of the blond. A mistake, she’ll realize later when Kenny leaves, but right now she knew her coworkers will help her out with the customers, “Here you are, sweetheart!” she placed a small square napkin on the table, setting the now cold water down on it, “I told them that your wings should be fresh and made perfectly, as you are suuuper important!”

She took a seat across from Kenny, resting her head on the palms of her hands. She gave Kenny her full attention, very honestly interested in the other and what he had to say. It was an exciting time, and she needed to make it known that she was happy to have him here, “I’m so glad you decided to come in! I’ve been wanting to serve you for sooo long, especially to show you that not all us girls are bad here. I hope you leave with a good impression!” She laughed a girlish laugh, bubbly and light, “How are you doing today, Honey? I hope the day is treating you like the king you are!”

lovecon

#miscellenous

leviticus20-13

Breathless but not in that way

piningpenelope

Exercising was a great way to stay on top of things. Whether it be emotionally, physically, or mentally. Porsche always felt strong after a good session. She felt like she was on fire, and that she could do anything. It started out as a requirement to stay ‘thin and pretty’ for her workplace, but now it’s a desire for herself. She wasn’t in it to stay in shape. She was in it for the way she felt alive.

Meditation and yoga was fun, but nothing beats the wind through her hair as she rounded her third corner. She didn’t own earbuds, but she was content to just listen to the passing kids running around and playing, the chipping of the birds, even the crinkle of leaves underneath her feet. Running was the only source of intense cardio she wanted. Like this. Around her favorite little town, with her nice neighbors.

It was often that she’d run into a fellow runner. Some would wave at her, some would try to stop her. Porsche, being the sweet individual she was, would always stop and listen to their attempts to ask her out. But, she always said the same thing. “Oh, I am sorry! I do not have enough time on my hands for a relationship! But we can still be friends!” To that, they’d either agree, or start walking off saying some rather hurtful things. But Porsche tried to not pay too much mind to that type of person.

Today was no different. She was running her usual route, waving to the now warmly familiar faces, smiling her big and bright smile at them as she passed. Her ponytail bounced with every step she took, a steady and breathable pace. Peaceful, she thought to herself.

Her smile faltered, only slightly, when a new voice reached her ears. She turned her head, still running, and listened to the boy, who seemed rather tired. Giving mercy to him, Porsche stopped running and offered the warmest smile she could muster, “Hi, Bradley!” she took his hand without warning, holding it with both of hers. His hand was cold, the poor boy. He so politely approached her, wanting advice for one of her favorite things in the world. The least she could do was try and warm him up.

With a small squeeze of her hands, her honey eyes bounced all over his face, taking in the sweat that threatened to drip from his brow and the curly hair that looked unkempt and flat. What a handsome boy! “My name is Penelope, but my friends call me Porsche. You can too, because we are friends now!”

She shoot his hand to finalize the formality, but didn’t let go, “Running is always hard at first. It takes real dedication to get through the first couple of weeks. But, I promise, it will be worth it. You start to feel so light and alive!” She began, sighing dreamily as she took one hand off of Bradley’s to place it on her own cheek, as if she was daydreaming, “I remember my first run. I wanted to quit right then and there! But I learned that with proper techniques, daily stretching, and a depending change in your diet, I could do this!”

Forgetting why exactly she was holding his hand for, Porsche let go. She placed her hands on Bradley’s shoulders, obviously not very effective by physical touching whatsoever, “You have very manly shoulders,” she commented, squeezing them, “use them to your advantage!” Her hands slipped from his shoulders to his waist. The smile on her face twitched a bit, “xi...” she paused before taking her hands off his waist, the smile back at one hundred percent, “I am sorry if I am being rude, but you are not in shape at all.”

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legomycrego

okay wait is garrison building a wall or is the wall already built and we didn’t notice

piningpenelope

A wall?? 🥺

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I looooove working out!! 💪

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#insta

yaboikenneth

“Kenny McCormick is ugly.”

Bish where.

piningpenelope

Gato!!! ❤️❤️

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yaboikenneth

Wings and Ladies; Porsche and Kenny

piningpenelope

The day was slow, but it didn’t stop Porsche from constantly being on her feet. She was zooming from the back to the front, plates and drinks in both hands. Her attention to her tables was on point, like always. She made it her personal goal every time she worked to make her guests feel welcomed and warm. That way, they’ll come back, and be friends with her. It was her favorite part of work.

When she saw a familiar face, however, the dishes in her hands were quickly put down as she took long strides towards Kenny, “Kenny!” she reached for his hand, squeezing it tight as the smile on her face felt like it was stretching from ear to ear, “I am soooo happy you came! Come, come! Sit in my section!”

Her light accent came through as she talked while leading him to an empty table, not noticing Kenny’s expression, “I will have a huuuuge batch of fries for you they will be fresh!” Porsche took out the notebook and pen from her back pocket and wrote down the codes for said food. She passed it to another waitress, who happily took it and went for the kitchen. Porsche winked towards her coworker as a thanks before taking a seat in front of the blond, “I do not think I’ve ever served you,” she said, the drawl on her words giving her typing habit an understatement.

“Did you want a drink? I can go get whatever you want, honey-bear. Is the seat too hard? Are you cold?” Porsche reached toward to touch Kenny’s arm, trying to determine his temperature.

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All this talk about gossip and arguing people…🤭 it caaaan be talked over a hot plate of wings… come to Raisins for 10% off!!!!! Just aaask for Porsche!! 😘😘

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Come to Raisins for our Easter Egg hunt!! If you win, you get a platinum selfie pass!! 🐰 🤳

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