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Color Me Curious
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@pink-and-spideypool
me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*
me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father
dont even fucking think about it
IT BEGINS
wtf happened in 2005/2006
The war began
parent: “Youre going to hell!”
me:
“the heat never bothered me anyway”
Supernatural strikes again
so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE
I was chosen.
i want garnet to carry me around
dreams really do come true
comic sands
Idk what I find more amusing, the vine or the fact that Shakira approves of it
Now someone please explain to me why this is even close to acceptable?
How dare WOMEN have
bODIES?¿???
they told her it was unfair to the TEACHERS
TO. THE. TEACHERS.
IF YOU ARE A TEACHER AND YOU ARE HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR UNDERAGED STUDENTS THEN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE WHO SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR PUBLIC SCHOOLS MUCH LESS TEACHING IN THEM
“Can you not wear skinny jeans? Some of our teachers are pedophiles and it wouldn’t be fair for them to see a teenager who they can’t fuck.”
- the logic of this dress code
“civil war teaser trailer tomorrow…”
me online: *fuLL OF EMOTION!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS EVERWHERE!!! NEEDS TO CALM DOWN*
me irl: has not made a facial expression in 5 days
child: *brings up valid point on how parent is wrong*
parent: ....
parent: I don't like your tone right now
the whole “dare ur friend to tell a girl she’s pretty as a joke” thing that boys do in school is fucking annoying honestly ur disgusting
AND ASKING HER to be their gf like if it was something funny like ??? thats fucked up
and not to mention that game, OREO? when you had to ask someone to be their gf/bf? like that’s embarrassing and hurting the first and second party
