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Landon King and Gareth Carson are besties in another universe. Send post.

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Watching people on Instagram repost my stuff via screenshots and cropping out my username 🧍‍♀️

*cough* Legacy of Gods fandom *cough*

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Jude: *sitting in court on trial of murder*

Cardan:

Jude: God forbid women do anything like-

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Rhys: Alright everyone we need to focus on hygiene here. Remember to wash your hands with SOAP for atleast-

Jules: *running past him holding an angry squirrel covered in mud* GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Rhys:

Rhys: Why do I even bother?

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God of wrath by Rina kent

Like imagine Jeremy and cecily's daughter dates landon and Mia's daughter. Jeremy hates Landon with his every fiber. He will lose his shit if Landon's son dates his daughter. And Landon's son just being the second version of his father and irritating the shit out of Jeremy.

" First my wife, my cecily had childhood crush on that fucker Landon and now my babygirl, my daughter is dating that psycho Landon's son. Why God i know i did sins but this is the most horrendous thing you can do to me"

Just imagine this Jeremy's thoughts and the arrogance Landon will have knowing his son is dating Jeremy's daughter. The Chaos with Landon and Jeremy being in laws.

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Where is the petition to make this happen? Where do I sign?

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Josh: I'm your medic and will be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this capri sun

Josh: *misses the hole 8 times and finally punches the straw through the side*

Christian: *sweating* ALEX-

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Jude: Idiot

Cardan: :(

Jude: My idiot

Cardan: :))

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Honestly, i find it so funny when in the LoG books, the mmc is like "my beast is hungry 👹👹👹"

Killian: "Damnit, Glyndon! My devil side is about to come out!"

Jeremy: "My beast awakens because of her 👹👹"

Like, i find these so funny. Idk why, but they remind me of those 10 year old "sigma" kids on yt and insta and i always laugh. Im sorry if anyone disagrees, but i will always make fun of these boys for this.

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And the fact that those lines are repeatedly used throughout the book like multiple times–

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Creighton King was one of the very few people who warned Cecily about Landon King, which is why Jeremy Volkov didn't straight up kill the fucker for dating Annika and somehow convinced Daddy Adrain not to do so too. In this essay I will-

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Jules: you know sometimes it's nice to be wanted.

Josh: Not by the fucking law, it isn't.

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Remi: *existing*

Landon:

Nikolai: So torture first and then death?

Jeremy: Let's hang him upside down first.

Killian: I was thinking a bullet to the head, nice and easy?

Eli: Death? Think of a fate worse than that

Creighton:

Creighton: Landon please light his Jordans on fire

Remi: NOT YOU TOO SPAWN?!

Meanwhile the girls:

Ava: *googling how to adopt a clown*

Cecily and Annika: *ordering extra fish n chips for him*

Glyndon: *catching Mia up on all of the Remi lore and antics*

Brandon:

Brandon: Where is everyone?

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Dominic: wait you and Isabella don't fight?

Kai: nope, she tells me to stfu and I do.

Jules:

Jules: YOU SEE THAT?!

Josh: Oh pLeAsE-

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Elsa: How can anyone say that Eli is evil? He's a soft precious little soul.

Eli: *wipes blood off his face*

Eli: Yeah I'm adorable!

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Judge: How do you plead?

Cardan: *looks at Jude*

Jude: *mouths "not guilty"*

Cardan: Hot milky

Jude: Just lock him up

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Josh: Can priests bless stuff other than water?

Alex:

Josh: I just think that holy guacamole should *mean* something.

Alex: Please get the fuck out of my house it's 3 am.

Ava: No, no. Let him cook.

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if i took a shot every time nikolai called brandon “baby” i’d be dead from alcohol poisoning

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I'm this fucking close to writing a Maya Sokolov × ilya Levitsky fanfic myself just to fill in the blanks 🤏

(I understand that Rina is exhausted and we should cut her some slack considering how she puts out back to back bestsellers but come on man I need something, anything. I'll take a short story 😭😭)