meepert meepowska

i will fix your dad with a hammer

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[dogpuppy]

[blemgoid]

one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

[bloomingbora]

jak krásné je, že si člověk může koupit sprcháč s polskou karamelovou krávou :3 🐄🐄🐄

[chanapontmblr]

Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year

[heresthatrayneydaye]

Has this one been done yet

[gremlininho]

[bold-baddie]

[endofeva1997]

Do you like Marina and the Diamonds? Her early work really captures the essence of mentally fraught young womanhood, but she truly came into her own voice with Electra Heart. Some dislike its more pop-oriented direction, but I think the album is fantastic. 

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

@patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

[theehorsepusssy]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

[luwha]

[evergreen-femme]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[sacred-portal]

[kosmogrl]

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think