hey

im pink (she/they) 18+

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[gameplaymen]

GUSTAVE Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

[gaynehollander]

Okay, so, Ilya finally convinces Shane to make a sex tape but Shane has some conditions. Physical media only, nothing touches the cloud, and it has to be stored in a location where no one else will ever find it, neither by accident nor by dedicating their life to hunting it down. So that's how they end up with an old school camcorder, bought off Etsy, and a Eurograde, solid steel safe with anti-drill plates and live locking bolts, hidden behind a painting.

Not that anyone will ever get in there but if they were to, they would find rows upon rows of VHS tapes of the most extensive collection of truly depraved amateur pornography starring the two of them.

[galecstatic]

babe wake up the legendary editor sosaneitsinsane just dropped another hollanov banger edit spread the gospel

[accol-fics]

[relelvance]

He's so 40-year-old-twink coded like I know Yosemite Sam had that kitty oinking

[relelvance]

Are you guys mad at me

[energyprison]

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[nocoffeeplease]

[ladyxgaga]

Happy Pride Month!

[spaceimpress]

"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

[whats-a-bear]

hashtag real

[starflakes731-deactivated202309]

as above ( hairy armpits) hairy pussy (so below)

[missmrah]

🍑🍑

[20th-century-man]

Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblog Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)

[officialmacgyver]

The commentary by Ridley Scott he did for the Quadrilogy Boxset about this scene is hilarious. He said “She refused to pull up her panties and shave at all. We had to pay someone in 1979 something like 5 thousand dollars to air brush out all her minge hair on every single cell of film. It took weeks!”

[rip13y]

pathetic. release the bush cut.

[teachmetokill]

this is exclusively for those of you dying of thirst (x)

[sick-in-the-head]

[felderwin]

the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love

[felderwin]

see this is exactly the type of energy I’m looking for here

[denialandavoidance]

[senso1954]

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.