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[speedlimit15]

Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

[pinklamonade]

hey man thanks for the conversation, next time i’ll try to make it feel less like holding you hostage

[ltwilliammowett]

The last gun of the Arctic, Steward Holland, by Currier & Ives, 1855

The Arctic was an American steamship which collided with the French steamer SS Vesta just off the coast of Newfoundland 27. September 1854 and sank, taking down with her nearly 400 souls including a 22 year old sailor named Stewart Holland, who stood firing the ship’s signal gun until the ship fell below the surface of the Atlantic ocean. The Vesta instead reached land and just 30 from the Arctic survived.

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[pinklamonade]

hey babe, who the fuck is Al Dante and why is he gonna be ready in 9-11 minutes???

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[squidsmeister]

something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

[aropride]

i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

[pinklamonade]

i tried taking a photo of the new bubbler i got and instead i gave myself an unsolicited dick pic

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[pinklamonade]

i’ve never confessed this to anyone but in middle school i definitely got color printing taken away from everybody because i spent so much of the school’s money printing out photos of bands. i usually saved the color prints for bands i really really loved, i just happened to be super obsessed with my chemical romance at the time

[mikeyrrevenge]

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[pinklamonade]

speedrunning my local art classes so in my retirement I’ll be forced to skydive

[impishglee]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet