sarcasticassian

cassian andor enjoyer and sam wilson, my beloved (27, she/her)

[girlfriendsof221b]

yeah happy pride to these frames specifically and whatever they were putting into this show

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[lucylehane]

insp.

[rylandsgrace]

#An icon with taste

[mitdemadlerimherzen]

rogue one text posts 4/?

[ironspider-noctis]

Imagine you’re Sam Wilson who just went for a normal morning run on a normal day and suddenly you’re captain America and in love with your best friend who is 107 years old.

[penandinkprincess]

yuna knowing that ilya visited shane in the hospital cracks me up because HOW did she know that

like??? was she looking over a visitor log??? did the nurse happen to bring it up???

or was shane's high ass just circling back to it like, "also il-rozanov was here :) he came to say hi :)" "that's nice of him, sweetie." only to five minutes later swing BACK around to "oh, roz was here :) did i tell you he came to see me :)" "th-yeah, honey. that's really nice." and like seven more minutes pass and this high off his ASS boy just "is rozanov still here? he came to see me. :) did you know that? :)"

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[everythingispirates]

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

[dig-jules]

who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

[fizzie]

This one?

[dig-jules]

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Wait no longer, I have aligned them!

[ghstwht]

I heard you guys love PHM x Artemis II content...

[mori0427]

Stratt... have many thoughts about her, all of them leave a gutwrenching pit in my stomach <3 love herr

[vityamins]

Ilya, waking up on his honeymoon: where is my husband

Shane at the resort's 7am water zumba:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[melorasmushrooms]

Commander Reid Wiseman shoving Rise into a bag so he doesn’t get left behind on Integrity

[natalierso]

☆ 10th anniversary of Rogue One | press tour moments (2/?) ☆