For the Life of Me

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[browsedankmemes]

Me to me- Don’t look. DON’T LOOK. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Pq4Be5

[todaysbird]

while browsing seagull stock images i found this photoshop of a seagull who appears to have singlehandedly taken down a fighter jet??

[screamingintothevoid-deactivate]

This isn’t photo shop. I was there. I remember. That bird saved my life and so many others. Never Forget.

[todaysbird]

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[coluring]

[catchymemes]

[opossummypossum]

yes

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[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes

[purgatoryflatsent]

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

[abrunzell]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now! 

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

me: whats ‘beyond’?

employee: *snapping my neck* go find out

[dontdoubt]

As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

what the hell and fuck are you implying lady

[wellillbedamned]

[porterr-robinson]

[eli-campbelle]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

[rubyetc]

hello Monday

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hello tuesday

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hello wednesday

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hello thursday

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hello friday

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hello saturday

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hello sunday 

[browsedankmemes]

testing via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2uCWKAn

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[thebestworstidea]

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

[medievalthymes]

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

[maplefiasco]

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

[sesh]

[jakemorph]