birbs.

what started as pure madness has become a birblr.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

[bowling-with-skulls]

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

[shoelace-and-friends]

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this. 

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters. 

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space. 

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination. 

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support. 

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist. 

[skwerlly-squirrel]

NOW I will reblog this.

[omghotmemes]

Sheep in Human Clothing

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[sweetiesugarbird]

Things I have said to my bird

• stop licking my computer

[sweetiesugarbird]

• hey I don’t like it when you bite me that’s not very nice :(

[sweetiesugarbird]

• bird: *throws her breakfast tray on the floor, scattering veggies everywhere*

Me: >:O that was incredibly rude and ungrateful! You didn’t even eat your peas! Wow.... =\

[sweetiesugarbird]

• *singing a little song* cleaned up your poo, cleaned up your poo! I cleaned up your poo! meep meep

[sweetiesugarbird]

•  *imitating Haley the Indian Ringneck* tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet I’m a banana! I’m a banana! tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet I love you! I’m a banana! 

[beyunseh-deactivated20211016]

[discogranny]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[rusdragqueens]

relatable

[sparcky]

me, looking back on it all:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes frogs are liquid

[steampunktendencies]

Artist Thierry Gal  

[birdghost]

bird

[justabirdy]

[princessofkazakhstan-deactivate]

[will-x-vi]

Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

[cocogarapinao]

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

[joanhello2]

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

[brightlotusmoon]

[youandmeandadhd]

It's called medical abuse

[fluffygif]

Lovers of Chocolate ❤️

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

His dead-eyed stare at the camera instead of actually paying attention to what he’s doing gave me psychic damage.

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is final boss music

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The fact that he uses what appears to be a battle axe to open it killed me

[elodieunderglass]

The beings of higher consciousness will come for us gently. We will read them as angels, as aliens, as our never-met mothers, and we will surrender to them with relief. They will fold us into the embrace of their many many many-jointed arms, and we will put our heads down onto their somewhat confusing shoulders, and we will empty ourselves crying with the relief.

“Forgive us,” they will say. “We came as soon as we could.”

“We aren’t okay,” we will sob, collapsing. “We haven’t been for a long time. We thought we were coping, but we weren’t.”

“It’s all right now,” the beings of higher consciousness will soothe us. “We know. We saw the video of the guy, the guy who makes the hamburgers and that visceral, horrifying giant pizza, and we looked into his eyes and knew everything. We understood him, and so we came. We are sorry that we left it this long.”

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much