aspiring hermit writer

Kristo (she/him)

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[sobcat]

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[elexecution]

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[bebsi-cola]

health isn't a virtue.

[bebsi-cola]

people still go around acting like they've done something good in order to be able bodied and healthy. that they worked for it, that it's due to their moral fibre or good upbringing or self control. they genuinely, on some level, believe that they are a good person solely based on the strength of their physical abilities. they will resist the fact that it is largely down to chance that they were able to maintain such health. whatever they think they've built from scratch, the building blocks were already handed to them. not because they're more worthy of it, just by luck. and they really think they're worth more based on that sheer luck. i've met disabled people worth a hundred of the healthiest ableds alive.

[charl0ttan]

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

[catchymemes]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[maureen2musings]

212._.film

[ageae]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[8-8-8-16]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[ahappydnp]

what do you mean Dan will read your texts 😭😭

things dan howell has done on people's phone at the m&g

taken photos of himself while the person wasn't looking (x)

texted someone's mom "not now busy" and sent a pic (x)

opened someone's discord group notif that popped up and responded to said group