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TIKTOK HAS DIED!!!! TIKTOK HAS DIED!!!!
"how I feel telling my friends jimmy carter passed away" - tiktok slideshow with same image shared the tiktok to my mother, as she was quick to tell me the death of the centurion former president. she responded in gen X fashion: "I don't have TikTok."
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
thats not the word I meant to use
None of these words are in the bible.
au contraire, mon ami
dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.
i’m sorry cock is in the bible?
Matthew 26:34 KJV
Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either
Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming
'absolute' isn't in the bible?
Correcting a Chinese kid's English homework that another American got wrong on a Chinese app named after Mao Zedong's Little Red Book as part of a mass online temper tantrum to help save TikTok was not on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are.
This might actually be the political fuck-up of the century. Our politicians are all 900 year old crypt keepers who probably turn off their computers by unplugging them from the wall. Were there a single synapse in their decrepit domes focused on something besides their next payday, they might have thought twice about challenging Millennials and Zoomers on the internet. I repeat, ON THE INTERNET. Oh to have the confidence of an octogenarian born into generational wealth.
Something I need people to understand is the "security threat" doesn't just stop at data. The mere act of normal Chinese and American citizens interacting scares the shit out of governments on both sides. I'm already seeing videos from folks here in the US talking about how shocked they were at the grocery hauls in China, and how much they could get with very little. Chinese people are watching Americans absolutely dog walk their own government and talk it for filth. People are having fun.
All rich people had to do was remember the deal. Americans are terrible people. If they had just paid folks enough to buy a house, an electric car, and a vacation once a year they'd sit in front of the TV in a docile fugue state while the wealthy shoved their boots up the ass of the global south. Now who knows what's going to happen. I just know it's a testament to how done with Mark Zuckerberg's ass people are that they're rather learn Mandarin than go back to Facebook.
I think 2025 is about to be a ride.
You’re not a Nazi, Jojo. You’re a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.
JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi
You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.
25 films for 25 years {21/25} JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi
plot description from IMdB, [insp: ☆★☆★ ]
Taika backstage after winning an Oscar for Best Screenplay
I feel like wanting things has been important to being happier for me
not to be anti-religious but i do wonder if teaching children that they are innately flawed and sinful is, perhaps, not a healthy worldvi
to expand on this, i also think kids should probably grow up without being told that engaging in common pleasurable activities is a sin against god
in fact i suspect that telling tiny vulnerable human beings they are morally obligated to forsake the needs and desires of the flesh, might, just possibly, interfere with healthy develo
Please don't say religion when you mean Christianity. None of those are innate parts of religion.
so the language of the additions on this post was very consciously influenced by my experiences living in countries with laws and cultures dominated by Islam and Buddhism, respectively.
Yes I grew up in an oppressively Christian culture, but Western Christianity is not solely or even necessarily singularly oppressive, and is certainly not the only religious structure that leverages shame in a dangerous way. And we do the world at large a disservice by acting like other major global religious institutions are harmless simply because they aren't Christian. Religious trauma comes in many forms, foreign and familiar.
don't leave it in the tags, it's important! #not a shitpost #when i say 'not to be anti-religious' i quite literally mean #'not to open myself up to attack for criticizing not just christianity but also other religions beyond christianity and western familiarity #... BUT' #anyways other religions aren't benign or 'exotic' or 'exciting' or 'enlightening' just because you personally #weren't raised in a society entangled and altered and grappling with their inextricable sociopolitical influence #anyways yeah the original post was christian-centric (bc that's where my firsthand religious trauma comes from) #but the additions were written very much with other major world religions in mind #westerners forget: there are actually other MAJOR world religions in existence #and by major i mean large powerful and yes potentially quite harmful. like with most major power structures #this will shock and amaze you but many MANY human beings deal with annoying ridiculous awful religious oppression.... #and that religion is not always christianity! because western experiences are not universal! #if you've never heard someone raised (for instance) in an Egyptian conservative muslim family go on a RANT... #... it's educational! they have a lot to complain about!!! #ANYWAY. #just because it's not your oppression doesn't mean it's not oppression. end rant #posts I'm going to lose followers for... #no wait im not done yet: to me religion is similar to a business or government #no it's not *innately* harmful. but it IS a power structure #and therefore highly vulnerable to abuse/misuse if preventative measure aren't taken as it grows #and the fact that it's promoting specific worldviews...the very basis on which we build our understanding of the world and morality... #and that it's so wrapped up in human emotions and spiritually...that makes everything more delicate. and individuals more vulnerable. #so yeah i think religion owes a duty of care to its members to acknowledge this and actively work to protect the communities it influences. #and yeah kids especially! hence this post
Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped
My gender
ah, yes
never gets old.
i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
and i have no concept of passage of time
Trying to remember this
Sometimes you just gotta be openly dogshit at something and accept it.
For example I’m so bad at chess that people try to give me advice and let me take back my previous horrid turn, including the 8 year-olds I work with, but I refuse every time because that’s a coward’s way and I will die a noble warrior’s death and be welcomed into the halls of Valhalla by Odin himself.
I play a game with Death and after a particular move he looks at me and says ERR…WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETHINK THAT PARTICULAR MOVE? And I look deep into his beautiful sockets and say “No”.
being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!
