june!!

hello!!!! my name's june! i do things!! Icon: https://www.tumblr.com/valenseditz/715756921157828608/mario-peach?source=share

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[therealgenm]

to all the people coming here from twitter:

the soccer locker lotto typically trip-ically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take.

and soccer botto tape-ically triples the soxle office trip.

and the sauce triples the steak.

the sirloin is absolutely incredible.

[kluskikosklo]

thinking about Generations and Classic Tails

he gets to see himself and Sonic being much older and how they're so close. they're best friends forever and that's going to be him and his Sonic. that's gotta mean the world to him, he doesn't ever have to worry about Sonic leaving him behind anymore

[curtvilescomic]

She-Hulk by John Byrne

[lipvna]

The sensational She-Hulk!

[cadhla182]

Gamma Mama

Nude Variant

[spaceshiprocket]

She-Hulk by David Talaski

[deltaconduit]

i've had this in my mind for so long and decided enough was enough

[deltaconduit]

i've had this in my mind for so long and decided enough was enough

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[catgirldragon]

[mercurio-shadowz]

Uh

Baby (pickled)

[rooniearts]

Literally the funniest moment in SA2 and it's not even close

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[androfembot]

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

[sonnetscrewdriver]

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

[lastoneout]

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???