pinksorbetpigs

Fuckin living my life here. Doin my best fam.

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[trukingofskeletonhell]

Goblin Market

[confidentandgood]

when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess

[cheap-oracle]

Here’s the recipe for that soup thanks to Nintendo!

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[throckmortonianfluid]

Okay WHO fucked this one up

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Doesn’t Sable have something to say about Nook, that he was kind to her or helped her somehow when she had to raise her sister after their parents died and their older sister abandoned them?

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[ilovemusicalyy]

[sailorbrazil]

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

[weedstoner]

this is honestly one of my favorite scenes from any reality show ever, it completely defies explanation or description and it’s impossible to convey just how fucking insane it is to someone without showing them the clip

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thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

[thomasthetankenginefuckers]

that’s where you’re wrong

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

[caffeinatedclowns]

thomas the spank engine

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[emperorozark]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[davids-harbour]

Post Malone is on this episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak asked the spirit what it thought of Post and it called him “dirty” and “afraid” and I’m SCREAMING cause that’s exactly what I think anytime I see Post Malone.

[davids-harbour]

in case some of yall didnt believe me 

[saltymommie]

I just want to bring this back because post malone said he was cursed by a ghost after doing this episode

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[raining-skies]

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

[catchymemes]

Less Artsy

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Visit Original Link

[elidaddyy]

x

[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

[periperi-the-exotic]

she screm

[goodenoughforjazz]

[feraligatr]

[boneliness]