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was @Dawnstar137 icon is by Sidonkulicious cover photo by Natjennie Genfluid/any pronouns/ 26 years old

[pinksoudafizz]

26 years old

I follow with this account. Reblog with others sometimes

Most of my Intimate NSFW is on my Sideblog, I can’t guarantee the blogs I reblog from here are SFW tho so keep that in mind

if I ever make u uncomfy plz message me it’s never my intention 🙏

Inbox open, don’t try to sell me ur nudes I’m broke

Agere sideblog: @pinklittlething

Danganronpa 🔧🐹👑

Kpop Demon Hunters 🎵🗡👹

Dimension20 🎲🎭

Infinity nikki ✨️👗

Fortnite 🔫💦

My little pony ✨️🧁🐴

[pinksoudafizz]

DATE EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN THE SAME TOWN AS THE LIVE ACTION SCOOBY DOO

[pinksoudafizz]

Also found out my best friend thinks earth is flat. They were not joking, sometimes you dont talk to someone for a few years and you come back around to hanging out every few days and they think the world is flat now. What happened to you in this time.

[justalitlecreacher]

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

[informationsorter]

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

[mosswall]

On the being deep about Shrek website?

[michaelblume]

It's got layers.

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[pinksoudafizz]

The more i find out about Lotr i Lowkey wanna read these books but I prefer physical ones and wanted to start from the beginning ( the hobbit?) and my library doesnt have a copyyy

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[lunar-serpentinite]

since we all agree hermione and harry are the chaotic menaces who are the bane of their enemies' existence, the best thing to think abt is ron and draco reluctantly bonding over how unhinged their partners are . a union of vaguely concerned husbands wondering what kind of crime their respective partners are up to right now

[iamnmbr3]

OH MY GOD I AM SO HERE FOR THIS!

[soup-of-the-daisies]

this, combined with ron and draco learning (together, as an another reluctant bonding activity) the Wonders and Horrors of muggle appliances. ron weasley vs the vcr. draco malfoy vs the dishwasher. ron weasley and draco malfoy vs the refrigerator light. they’re both entranced with the microwave.

[iamnmbr3]

#draco and ron as the tv turns on: [gasping] WITCHCRAFT#hermione & harry: you are literally wizards via @soup-of-the-daisies

I am screaming. This is brilliant. Absolutely 100% canon. Just imagine Ron going from very reluctantly tolerating Draco because Harry is his best friend in the whole world to actually ?! bonding ?? with him??!?!!

[arcturus-night-star]

Draco: "He came home bloodied yesterday. Again!"

Ron: "Ugh tell me about it... Alright, let's try the esperesoo machine again? Or however it's called"

[iamnmbr3]

Hermione: Ron for the last time the man in the television advertising mouthwash for bad breath was not being rude to you! He can’t even see you. There was no reason to hex the television set!

Ron: He was so! He was looking right at me. Draco back me up.

Draco: It’s true. I saw the whole thing.

[pinksoudafizz]

Love that britney spears in in glee, she is so iconic I love her

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[just-malu-again]

✧* Consoles *✧

[edwardsvirtue]

starting a list of things edward and jacob should have had the chance to bond over (that have nothing to do with bella):

fast cars (duh)

hatred for mike newton

mommy issues/having a dead mom

being forced to listen to other people's thoughts

the experience of randomly getting a really high fever one day and then turning into a monster

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: What?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

[unassimilatedsoul]

Elf: That sword, where did you get it?

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

[n1-adora-fan]

The casual ‘and then she died in one’ oh Emily you are the funniest person ever

[pinksoudafizz]

And if her mom's a vending machine genie how is she involved in the ghost clown war? I have so many follow up questions

[h-alrasheed-deactivated20220811]

Don’t forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

[pinksoudafizz]

Why do I have to drink to much water to like, be alive. My weak mortal body almost passed out at work yesterday and the doctors were like, "actually youre so dehydrated". A GALLON A DAY?? MOTHER SAYS I MUST DRINK

A GALLON OF WATER A DAY

That's so much water?!?! 'Make it fun' NO. its a lot of water WHAT yall take a sip every few minutes??? I have like 1 maybe 2 cups a day this is wild to me

[pinksoudafizz]

Nancy danderhoof having fucking five in firearm my beloved