Moru!!!!!!

more active on instagram @pinksparklydietcoke VAMOS VAMOS ARGENTINA

[somesecretpie]

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[jesstheespeon]

- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)

- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)

Congrats op you're their mushroom

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Name of God is Kevin! Please don't shoot me!🎵

[alextfish]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[plumadesatada]

a gougar

[publicschoolstories]

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Pony with an airdrop! Classroom pranker!🎵

[apjvff]

cauliflower can be the clouds

broccoli are the trees

the egg yolk can be the sunshine

spinach can be the grass

everything is art if you look at it with creative eyes

i blog on my own terms

this is my world

[remanedur]

[that-lego-frog]

banger post ngl

[mallgothed]

you guys are the real heroes

[lychgate]

me and my husband, ham to my cheese, are hosting a halloween party in a few days and we found this recipe for a gigantic snake calzone and im LOVING the results of everyone on the recipe page:

[piercethelaylaa]

I want to exist in a world where everything looks like this :p

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[pinksparklydietcoke]

the two genders......... miku paisana & miku gaucho

[doumeki]

[floralflesh-deactivated20181212]

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

[bird-big]

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

[jelloapocalypse]

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[slavon8]

[pinksparklydietcoke]

I have this hc that sal is that one friend that asks to braid your hair whenever he's bored. It's his love language okay.