Pink Stethoscopes

2nd year Med Student All you need is faith trust and a little bit of pixie dust✨ MedBlr

[amusteredmind]

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[fihli]

this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

[itmepaigeb]

When you desperately want to write, but your brain thinks everything you type is absolute trash :(

[blowingglowingdandelions]

Just type the trash and give it to us. We are not trash goblins for nothing.

[itmepaigeb]

You know what, this is actually really inspiring.

[eus-deactivated20150315]

[silence-and-grandeur]

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

[just-shower-thoughts]

Famous people who tell young people “follow your dreams” underestimate how much luck contributed to their success

[theartidote]

“Attracting a partner who doesn’t need to be ‘saved’ forces you to see your inherent value outside of what you can do for them. That can be difficult for someone who is used to saving others & has centered their self worth & their identity around sacrifice.” —@eboneedavis #ThingsItTakesAWhileToUnderstand ⭐️ artwork by @c.c.russo https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxCanEgtBH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=102jupkln56ft

[theartidote]

“Don’t say maybe if you want to say no.” —Unknown #ListenToYourHeart 💫 artwork by @sinashagrai https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-YP67Au_A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=evmy55an1cvc

[theartidote]

“So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.” —c0ntemplations.tumblr.com #TodaysMantra 🌸 artwork by @neofries https://www.instagram.com/p/BrSBglSAl6e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=90xiwh5ylidm

[theartidote]

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand. —Sylvia Plath #ToBeVulnerablyHonest 🏔 artwork by @lilshade.illustrations https://www.instagram.com/p/BrGFDUQgUZm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gf4usq1stuoj

[theartidote]

“The way you say my name makes me want to try harder.” —Unknown #ArtidoteAndChill 💫 artwork by @tinamariaelena https://www.instagram.com/p/BqabTYLALD3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r09p41gxevhl

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

via @extramadness

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[whitepeopletwitter]

“Take him out!”