Ellie

Bi-Romantic|Asexual. She/Her. 26. UK. I reblog things that I like. There is no pattern or aesthetic.

[catchymemes]

[cringethursday]

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[valtsv]

If you were to receive compliments on your appearance what kind would you prefer. Ex: handsome, pretty, cute, etc.

use your imagination

[valtsv]

stop using your imagination

[plantanarchy]

out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft

[plantanarchy]

This isn't a joke it literally told me to do that

[plantanarchy]

Same route but driving

[trainedchimpanzee]

This is what American urban planning looks like

[catchymemes]

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[zzoupz]

is this anything

[jtownraindancer]

it’s everything

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[anexperimentallife]

[sandmandaddy69]

[weaver-z]

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[dogrotpdf]

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

[rottingfacade]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[weaver-z]

on my masculine fit day

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[kittyhalk]

Today I found a list of names cowboys gave their horses. Tag yourself I’m Few Brains

[nunmajor]

[seagulldukat]

they turned jerry into shoes