In my currant bush era

You can call me Abi 25 they/them or ae/aer I reblog anything and everything I find amusing or interesting.

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[angel-derangement]

in the club bouncin to some Dubious Step

[howtofuckyourkramer]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[stealingpotatoes]

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[diceaster]

its only 2G.

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[venustapolis]

Aurora Borealis (Frederic Edwin Church, 1865)

[copperbadge]

Me scrolling my dash

Post #1: Here’s how to get a free library card to read banned books

Post #2: BDSM isn’t for everyone but communication, boundary-setting, and understanding of power dynamics CAN benefit everyone.

Post #3: FACTS! ABOUT! ORCAS!

Post #4: Gondor has no Amazon TV show. Gondor needs no Amazon TV show.

Post #5: Twink cooking show stolen off TikTok

Truly this is the most blessed of social media platforms. 

[copperbadge]

Still feeling this four years later. Though I haven’t seen much discussion of any Lord of the Rings shows Amazon may or may not have produced lately.

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[neververy4]

[sparkbird]

5 minute fanart

[inthefallofasparrow]

Icecargo

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way