Guardians of the Galaxy No. 2 - sentence starters
1. “I’m gonna make some weird shit.”
2. “No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.”
3. “Slow down, drama queen. You might deserve this, but I don’t. We gotta get out of here.”
4. “You’re smiling, and for a second I got a warm feeling, but then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.”
5. “You like a professional asshole or what?”
6. “Why didn’t you deliver _____ to _____ like you promised?”
7. “Aww man, what’d they do to you?”
8. “Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of human toes? …Okay. Then let’s just agree to never discuss this.”
9. “I didn’t mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends.”
10. “You maniac. The whole ship’s gonna blow.”
11. “You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know who you are.”
12. “I know who you are, ______. Because you’re me.”
13. “All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.”
14. “For the first time in my existence, I am truly not alone!”
15. “You killed my _____!”
16. “I told you something didn’t feel right.”
17. “’I told you so’? Just what I need to hear right now.”
18. “You said you were going to eat me!”
19. “So we’re saving the galaxy again?”
20. “We must hurry. It will not take ____ long to find us.”
21. “The entire planet will explode. We’ll have to get out of here fast. I rigged a timer.”
22. “You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.”
23. “I never thought s/he would be able to do it, with as weak and skinny as s/he appears to be.”
24. “Now, whatever you do, don’t push this button.”
25. “You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anyone’s going to have tape, it’s you!”
26. “This is gonna hurt.”
27. “You look like Mary Poppins.”
28. “I’m Mary Poppins, ya’ll!”
29. “S/he’s just unconscious.”
30. “I ain’t done nothin’ right my whole damn life, ____. You need to give me this.”
31. “We’re gonna need to have a real discussion about your language.”
32. “No. I’m not leaving without him/her.”
33. “I’m sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.”
34. “You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else.”
35. “What I’m trying to say here is, sometimes that thing you’re searching for your whole life, it’s right there by your side the whole time and you don’t even know it.”
36. “_____ thinks you’re not a dancer.”
37. “When are we going to do something about this unspoken thing between us?”
38. “I win. I win, I bested you in combat.”
39. “I should have told you earlier. I’m stupid! You are in danger.”
40. “Doesn’t eternity get boring?”
41. “We need to get off this planet.”
42. “You’re leaving me with that ______?!”
43. “It’ll be just a couple of days. We’ll be back before _____ is done fixing the ship.”
44. “What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working.”
45. “I’m finishing this so that we can listen to tunes while we work.”
46. “_____, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!”
47. “No. No. Spit it out. Spit it out. C’mon. …Disgusting.”
48. “The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside. I must cut it open from the inside.”
49. “Yes! I have single-handed vanquished the beast!”
50. “Careful what you say around these folks, they’re easily offended. The cost of transgression is death.”
51. “Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the high priest/priestess. I wasn’t.”
52. “You just need to find a wo/man who is pathetic, like you.”
54. “I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and then I will kill you. I swear it.”
55. “You’re not killing anyone. All those ships are remotely piloted.”
56. “To make it through that, you’d have to be the greatest pilot in the universe.”
57. “Someone destroyed all our ships!”
58. “LOOK AT THIS! Where’s the other half of our ship?”
59. “You know, you’d think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.”
60. “Seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.”
61. “If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you’re wrong. You broke all our hearts.”
62. “If s/he’s so soft, what are you whispering for?”
63. “I thought _____ was your mother/father.”
64. “Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.”
65. “If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.”
66. “Whoa! Whoa! There must be some kind of peaceful resolution, _____. Or even a violent one where I’m standing over there.”
67. “How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?”
68. “When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know that they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.”
69. “Why are there no other beings on this planet?”
70. “What were you about to say to _____ before I walked out?”
71. “I will help them by killing _____.”
72. “You will always be my _____.”