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[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[eternalgirlscout]

my "i did not have sex with that alien in a tent" t shirt is causing people to ask a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[real-language-facts]

theres a word you cant say 6 times in a row because its going to turn you into another copy of itself. however youre going to be ok with it

[real-language-facts]

said the word 3 times once. got struck with a dry throat and a wish for closeness and mutual understanding. never again

[nix1lli]

любовь — это играть вместе в майнкрафт

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[byjove]

Baby name of the day is Utility, given to a baby girl born in North Carolina in 1868. She had a brother named Mount Vernon and another brother named Wheatly. I am perplexed by the naming convention

[ozempicofficial]

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[segamascott]

shawty's like a malady in my head

[real-language-facts]

Can you make French real?

i can but i'm not going to. thats like the nuclear option

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of self-assuredness

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[ellarosavasori]

hmmm.... you'll never forget how they wailed his name but you can't even remember his name in the first part of the post? I'm beginning to suspect this might not have been a real event...

[things-that-are-not-true]

Your blog would be considerably funnier if you trusted your readers to interface with your ideas rather than relying on a cheap, hack this-is-the-punchline url.

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[dogpuppy]

[girldraki]