Guess I'm stranded... Oops!

(( Welcome To Nightvale OC RP blog of an intern at the radio station, because really, I'm sure there are an abundance of interns there. Please check out the about page before RPing click those three little lines in the top right corner. )) M!A: None Tracking: pipertheintern

[rigamortismortician]

Welcome to the shop

piper-the-intern has entered the shop

"Ah, welcome to my humble shop. How can I be of assistance?"

[piper-the-intern]

"er well... Aside from being in your humble shop, I don't exactly know where I am..." Piper started after entering the shady building. She thought after turning up wherever she was, a little exploring would help her figure out where she ended up... However, with the look of this place, she was having second thoughts about waltzing in. That aside, she stayed.

"If you could tell me where your humble shop is that would be very helpful."

[vantiisms]

How'd we get in this mess?

25. can control each other’s bodies but not their own

((i don’t really understand this one, but i think it means that they switched bodies so this should be pretty hilarious))

"How the fuck should I know?!" You snapped in confusion, "One minute we’re eating chinese food and the next minute this crazy lady comes up, we eat fortune cookies and poof! I’m in your body and you’re in mine." You paced the floor then, obviously nervous. You run your fingers through your hair before you realize that’s not your hair so you stop and just turn to look at her-.. You? Ugh.

"H-How are we supposed to go to work or do anything tomorrow?! I can’t show up to work in your body! And I am NOT changing into my work clothes either." You blushed then at the thought. "What are we supposed to do now??"

[piper-the-intern]

"Alright, Alright," Piper started, putting her hands up defensively as Karkat--er-- hersef-- er-- Karkat-- WHOEVER paced around the room. "First, let's start by taking  a deep breath, and calming down. Freaking out over this isn't going to help either of us." She-- he-- advised. God this was confusing. How is a Mun supposed to write for a muse that is female, that has now suddenly become male?? Mun will have to figure that out herself. For now, Piper was just trying to calm Karkat down.

"Jeez, this is like some weird Freaky Friday spoof in real life." Piper added, reaching a hand up to rub the back of her-- his-- her neck. "But hey, let's look at the silver lining. I don't know about you, but I don't have boobs anymore, which means I don't have back problems, which is pretty damn awesome for me." She commented with a grin.

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send me "You're all mine, Lover!" For my muse's reaction to your's shoving them onto thier bed and pinning thier arms over thier head..

[piper-the-intern]

Your cousin is over??

Are you sure I can’t come by to say hi? I would love to meet him!

Plus I can smell what he’s cooking from my apartment… It’s making me hungry cause the best thing I can ever make is instant ramen or something like that.

Whatever it is, it smells good. Send help.

[vantiisms]

I GUESS YOU CAN COME BY AND EAT DINNER WITH US IF YOU WANT TO.

HE MIGHT TALK YOUR EAR OFF IN ITALIAN BUT I CAN’T REALLY HELP THAT.

I’LL TRY TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T COMPLETELY FILL YOU WITH ITALIAN FOOD UNTIL YOU EXPLODE. BECAUSE HE WILL, TRUST ME. HE MAKES COMMENTS ABOUT ME BEING SKINNY WHEN HE’S LITERALLY A STRING BEAN, THEN HE FEEDS ME THE ENTIRE TIME HE’S HERE AND WHEN HE’S GONE I’M STILL IN MISERY.

[piper-the-intern]

Well I would rather explode via really good Italian food than instant ramen... And I'm running low on Ramen so exploding via ramen is pretty impossible.

What time should I come down?

[inboxideas]

Bad situation starters. Send "How'd we get in this mess?" and I'll generate a number between 1-25

Mix of funny and angsty.

↳Can be either a thread starter or a drabble prompt. Specify.

*And please be careful to only send to actual roleplay blogs and not meme archives hosting the meme (such as inboxideas, the creator). Please do not remove this notice. Thank you and happy roleplaying!

[inboxideas]

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[vantiisms]

OKAY SO MY COUSIN’S FINALLY HERE-

OH WAIT HE WANTS TO SAY HI.

Cia9!

HE GOT LOST AFTER LEAVING THE AIRPORT AND I HAD TO GO ACROSS FUCKING TOWN TO GET HIM.

(DON’T WORRY HE CAN’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS SO I COULD PRACTICALLY CALL HIM AN ASSHOLE AND HE WOULD NEVER KNOW.)

BUT ANYWAYS, NO ONE’S ALLOWED OVER HERE NOW UNLESS YOU NEVER WANT TO LEAVE ALRIGHT?

I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOU HERE SERIOUSLY DON’T.

[piper-the-intern]

Your cousin is over??

Are you sure I can't come by to say hi? I would love to meet him!

Plus I can smell what he's cooking from my apartment... It's making me hungry cause the best thing I can ever make is instant ramen or something like that.

Whatever it is, it smells good. Send help.

[inboxideas]

Send "Wake up, hun," and my character will react to waking up, hungover, in a Vegas hotel room with yours, wedding bands around each our fingers.

[official-nightvaleradio]

Unfortunately the job of an intern in Night Vale is never easy, and the sacrifices made in the name of Community Radio are many.

[piper-the-intern]

Hey if any of my followers wants to play cards against humanity I have a game set up right here!

Click this link

The password is shrekislove

because of a certain video i just saw that is currently burned in my mind.

idle timer has been turned off, so please don't screw us over by leaving for too long.

We need at least one more person to play.

[magnetsaremiracles]

this is still my favourite thing EVER

[inboxstuff]

Send me a ★ for one way I'm similar to my muse. Send me a ☆ for one way I'm different from my muse.

[sjsunga-blog]

[laughsandstuff]

:THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES.

OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. 

Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.

Forever reblog.

[toostoned-forthis]

READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard. 

[thunderdash28-deactivated201408]

You better see this!

[thebronyguardian]

READ! THIS!

[aphsoup-deactivated20140126]

…This saved my life.

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[pleasedontallison]

i want threads with build up. i want shippy threads, but i don’t like forced ships. so i want to start from the beginning, so our muses have to grow to like, hate, or love each other. i want them to fight. i want them to go nights without talking. i want them to go days where they can’t get enough of the other and others where they hardly want to be around each other. i want relationship development. i want threads with build up. i want to rp real things. that means nothing has to be perfect.

[queen-angelina]

[laurathesedays]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS NEWS! Seriously, how come this isn’t all over tumblr? Angelina Jolie presided over the largest ever global anti-rape summit. She is using her celebrity for good. She is addressing rape in wartime and in conflict zones, which is where it is perpetuated on the most massive scale and in which context always has been used as a weapon.

Feminists of tumblr should get behind this woman. Let’s stop the perpetual erasure and trivialization of women in the media through their sexualization and start looking at the work that they do. Her acts here are easily in danger of being eclipsed by her image in the tabloids which is more concerned with her relationship to Brad Pitt and the fact that she is a sex symbol than the important feminist work that she is performing RIGHT NOW. 

I am such a fan of this lady… and she does not deserve to be trivialized for being a woman, a sex symbol, and a celebrity. Here, she is working for social justice for women all over the world. She’s doing what’s right.

[seanlovesthis]

"Disney’s Doctor Who" by Stephen Byrne

[consulting-cannibal]

The lighthouse? Moments ago, the picture was of a lighthouse on a desert mountain in the clean light of midday. Now the photo is a lighthouse at desert’s dusk! Purple-orange sky and a blinking red light atop the mountain. The light in the photo is actually blinking!

I FINALLY LISTENED TO EPISODE 48 OF WTNV