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nicoleclowes

TAG URSELF i’m jasper

Baby wakes up.

NOTHING PREPARED ME

@allegoricalrose

This is the best thing I've ever seen and now I can go to sleep happy.

augustasands-deactivated2016041

everybody should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, fav color, fav super hero, fav season

catwitching

ofhouseadama

tfw u seriously consider running away to australia to live on @pipinthesuburbs‘ couch

pipinthesuburbs

Do. It.

ofhouseadama

u kno what, jessa duggar named her son ‘spurgeon’ after like a week of deliberation so maybe i havent fucked up as much as previously thought

not-all-the-prayers

The West Wing + The Onion headlines (2/?)

ofhouseadama

Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation Rated T | WC ~2,200 | Warnings: None Love is proximity to power. (Or, five times Will and Mac almost meet in Washington, DC and the first time they finally do in New York City. Pre-series one-shot.)

siriusly-smart-blog

I’m re-reading Order of the Phoenix at the moment, and can we just take a minute to appreciate Fleur Delacour?

> 17 year old Fleur hears about a dangerous contest which will threaten her life and involve her having to leave her home country, alongside her beloved little sister, for a year. Her response is “sign me the fuck up”, but in French.

> 18 year old Fleur spots handsome 25 year old redhead talking to Harry Potter, decides she’s having that one, files this information away for later.

> 18 year old Fleur survives the tournament and returns home to France. Less than four weeks after graduating school, still 18 year old Fleur is back in Britain, taking a job in a bank to improve her English, where she is reacquainted with the aforementioned 25 year old redhead.

> 18 year old Fleur wastes no time in securing ‘private lessons’ with Bill Weasley.

> 19 year old Fleur visits her now-fiancé’s family for the summer, putting up with their blatant dislike of her because this is about Bill.

> 20 year old Fleur is disgusted at the idea that she’d love her fiancé any less for a few scars.

> 20 year old Fleur risks her life to get Harry Potter the heck outta Dodge.

> 20 year old Fleur marries that still-hot redhead, dammit, and fuck Voldemort for trying to interfere.

> 21 year old Fleur distracts Harry and Remus so that the Weasleys may reunite privately.

> 21 year old Fleur survives the Battle of Hogwarts

We all need to appreciate Fleur a little more, is what I’m saying. She got shit done.

ofhouseadama

Boxing Day Rated M | Part 6/6 | Warnings: Past trauma, graphic sex She drifted to the newsroom out of loneliness. Partially to get away from the pre-decorated Christmas tree that her mother ordered and had sent to her that made her feel pathetic every time she looked at it, but mostly out of loneliness. Will was an unexpected find. (Sequel to The Road to Ithaca. NOW COMPLETE, alternate Season 1.)