I think there's a flaw in my code

okay so hi hello I'm Eve, an humble visitor of this strange land that is the Internet. If you wish to continue your journey through this world in my company, feel free to browse my incoherent jumble of fandoms, feminist propaganda, and shitpost humor.

[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[petaledpout]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves sports, you won’t even watch with him?” And I asked “will you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because that’s what I’m really interested in. And he said “I don’t really find that interesting.” And I’m like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG. 

[wyldwoodfaye-deactivated2015080]

this isn’t an isolated thing. women are expected to change for men. if you don’t want to have children (ever) then someone is bound to say to you: well, what if your husband wants to have children? i was thinking about dyeing my hair & my dad says, what if the guy you’re dating doesn’t like it? we’re expected to lose weight & to dress in a certain way to appeal to men. we’re expected to be less opinionated, less assertive, less talented when competing against a man… it never fucking ends.

[lesbianfreyja]

for the record, nazis never liked being called nazis. so it’s not surprising that they don’t like it now, but that of course doesn’t stop them from being nazis. the media will & has tried to humanize them, and would rather call them alt-right or white nationalists because it sounds better and is easier to stomach than straight-up calling them nazis (yes that links to a google search, because look! not calling them nazis abounds!). don’t buy into it, don’t believe it, don’t forget that these are just modern-day nazis going under a different name to gain legitimacy and spread their message. and look, it’s working. so this is a reminder to a) call them nazis as much as possible and b) don’t be afraid to fight back by c) punching a nazi in the goddamn face 2k17

[pipistrellus]

when ppl act like the goal of anti-nazi ppl is to “”change their minds”” about their “”beliefs”” like… that’s… 

we don’t give a shit about their ~beliefs~??? I dont care if mr dick is sittin in his house thinking jews are awful. I would LIKE for him to not think that but I ultimately do not care. I do not care about changing his thoughts. 

i care about preventing him from having enough of a public platform that he and people like him gain the power to ACT ON those beliefs.

so yes actually! punching nazis when they are trying to be suave on television, such that they are unwilling to try to go and appear suave on television again, does accomplish that. 

i dont care what mr dick thinking in the privacy of the hole he crawled out of, at this point. we are at a point where there are way more pressing things regarding nazis. which is like. nazis get to be suave on television.

[ceytul]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[violaslayvis]

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

The first meme for 2017 should be all the old ones but wholesome

I’ll go first

What she says: I’m fine What she means: I love you so much and I want to declare it to the world but public extreme expressions of love short of marriage proposals are looked down upon or made fun of by society and I’m worried people are going to judge me but I’m content being by your side because there’s nothing I love more

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

you: I love you me, and intellectual: I love you unconditionally and the fact that I see myself as more intuitive does not change that at all, and, in fact, sometimes enhances my love for you

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

Did you know that I will climb nearly 90 degree angles to announce my deep love for you from the top of the highest mountains. Because I crave that affection.

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

Me, on a date: how do you feel about wholesome memes? My date: I love them so much as it is my deepest desire to have that kind of connection with someone Me: *pulling breadsticks out of my purse* I stole these from Olive Garden and want to share them with you

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

Come one guys join in on this In case you haven’t noticed this whole meme is already a wholesome version of a past meme, the “what will be the first meme of 2015” meme So this meme is a meme of itself

[rea-rivkah]

I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so loved and supported right now.

[animatedamerican]

this kind of wholesome subversion of memes looks like a lot of

fun

[theinnocentgear]

[samurljackson]

jewishbookwyrm: i have made a wholesome meme tumblr: you fixed a really bad trend is what you did. look at it. it’s got love and support.

[awellboiledicicle]

are we doing loving memes? friends, we might be

[bigscaryd]

“Tumblr a pit of hate and despair” factoid is incorrect. Wholesome Georg, who posts support and friendship from a cave is representative adn should be counted.

[animatedamerican]

maybe the real wholesome memes were the friends we made along the way

[deputychairman]

Tag yourself I’m wholesome subversion of memes

[vanyel-or-just-van]

2017 but every time I love and support my friends it gets faster

[doktorgirlfriend]

I awake in the morning

mind: refreshed

heart: open

friends: online

I am forcibly removed from loneliness and isolation.

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[onlinepunk]

[timothechallamet]

[prewars]

Of course, you didn’t want to burst my bubble. Pun intended.

[leupagus]

Seriously though, how did he NOT BLINK

[elljayvee]

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt is a fucking master class. The whole show is amazing but Captain Holt is on another level. 

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

There should really be a ‘nevermind’ option on Netflix. Sometimes I start a movie or a series and ten minutes or an episode in, I decide I don’t like it. I don’t want to see it in my ‘continue watching’ category, and I certainly don’t want to see ‘because you watched this thing’ either. I made a mistake. Please stop reminding me.

[fatgirlopinions]

PLEASE I NEED IT

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

[jacobtheloofah]

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

[twitterlols]

[morganalefays]