Hooyah

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

[glass-delusion]

[snowdens]

[kittenchomp]

So you’re a boy then?

only when its fun

[cryptvokeeper]

[bedupolker]

Normal Guy & Sparkle Dog 3: Cats & Dogs

[retrogamingblog2]

[chillywillow1]

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

[badassdemonsword]

me when i walk into a swarm of gnats

[sandmandaddy69]

[bunnyxxzr]

[responsibilitychan]

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

[sudra]

[sudra]

to be fucking honest.

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[ileolai]

#FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[depsidase]

[landreform]

r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

new trend: scurvy

[nflstreet]

[unclefather]

rating based on what is letters.

[valtsv]

having a demon boyfriend would be so great because you could hang your shopping bags on his horns and hold hands while buying groceries

[valtsv]

^ diagram i made for illustrative purposes

[valtsv]

"just wear a backpack" i want a demon boyfriend though

[transgenderer]

i dont like it when actors do a really good american accent so you cant tell at all that theyre british or whatever. i think its duplicitous, and i think its fucked up

[tonyzaret]

Honestly if he tried any of that mess with me I’d straight-up cold clock Willy Wonka’s weird a$$