cringe isn’t real make that erotic fanfiction sideblog
as this is a sideblog i follow and like from another, (ca—us) but you can honestly just assume i want to interact with you like a moot!!
dms and asks open, feel free to shoot me a writing/headcanon request! extra points if it’s weird and/or queer! i like putting blorbos in situations and dynamics, if something makes me uncomfortable i will simply not respond to it so do not worry!
i consider myself a beginner writer, so constructive criticism is appreciated and encouraged! just be sure you aren’t flat out insulting me, and keep in mind i won’t take every piece of advice. throwing in a compliment never hurts either~
under the cut will be more specific info about my fandoms and tags!
current fandoms that i will post/take requests from: date everything, your turn to die, probably more this is just what i can think of! shoot your shot the worst i can say is no!
current fav characters: captain jacques pierrot (obviously), parker bradley, mac, eddie, volt, mateo manta, cam, dirk deveraux, rio ranger, shin tsukimi
posts will be tagged with fandom and character, block any you don’t want to see! (ex: #date everything #captain jacques pierrot)
any hard kinks will also be tagged! if there is anything you want me to tag in the future shoot me an ask! (ex: #cnc)
reader genitals will also be tagged if relevant (ex: #reader has a penis #reader has breasts #reader has a vagina) if no genitals are specified in a nsfw post it will be tagged #reader has ambiguous genitalia
reader gender will be tagged as male reader (uses he/him pronouns, referred to with masculine terms such as “boy”), female reader (uses she/her pronouns, referred to with feminine terms such as “girl”), or gender neutral reader (uses they/them or no pronouns, referred to with no or mixed gendered terms)
more will likely be added as this is a new blog, for now enjoy your stay!
Hello! This is a regular request if you don’t mind :). But I had an idea which can be either sfw, nsfw or both whichever you see fit!
Basically I thought it made sense that the Homeowner to help the dateables in like a human training camp type of thing after realization. Because I know damn well they didn’t just transition from object to human that easily. I mostly got this from Eddie’s voice line and Dante’s voice line about not knowing about their human anatomy very well. I feel like in between they were taught some necessary things by the Homeowner on how to function as a humans or even how to pleasure a human well. I would love some headcanons about it if you don’t mind of any object! :D
Human Boot Camp! SFW A Little Bit Silly
One of the first things you have to teach is that they all need to eat regularly.
You immediately have to also teach certain objects what not to eat
Johnny splash, Sinclair, and Bathsheba have to be stopped from drinking drain cleaner
Dante needs to be stopped from trying to eat wood and charcoal
You swear Cam’s just trying to eat rotten food just to fuck with you
No Kopi you can’t drink only coffee
Same with booze for Beverly and Eddie
You have to remind Parker to blink
Eddie and Volt both have to be taught that they are no longer immune to electricity
Jacques and Kristof need to be taught that they can’t challenge people to fights to the death, the police will get involved.
Jacques specifically should get a better prosthetic than just a peg leg for mobility
Taxes, your loved ones must all be informed of the evil that is taxes and how to file them
Made this fanart of mac too 🧚♀️ wanted to draw them but I really struggled for some reason- no pose worked all the time they looked like a femboy and i hated that 🧚♀️ by the time i managed to pull this out i was too lazy to draw the clothes 💀 so this is actually a censored version of an nsfw mac drawing 🫣 idk if you can post nsfw on tumblr and honestly i don't want to push my luck 🫡
If you tried to give Dorian the silent treatment by taking the dateviators off, you'll find that your clothes will start getting caught on his door handles.
At first it'd only be caught for a second, but eventually those seconds turn into a minute or two when the silent treatment continues – that said, he'd make sure you wouldn't be pulled back towards him too forcefully – it'd mostly be enough to make you roll your eyes, sigh, or lightly chastise him.
Either way, it wouldn't take long for you to put the dateviators back on and see him standing there with a large smirk on his face.
is anyone else obsessed with the line “Breeches, off, sword belt, ON.” from jacques love ending? i know some people have interpreted it as him wanting to be pegged but what if it’s his sword belt. what if he wants to fuck you with a strap. what if he is transgender.
