Have you done your homework yet, darling?

Not good writing bios.

[theapplepielifestyle]

hot mess otp aus pt. 3:

‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’ au

'you're a vet and i'm pleading with you to save my goldfish and you're the first vet i've visited to not ask me if i'm sure i don't want to go and buy another goldfish for three dollars' au

'it's my turn to open up the cafe today and you were sleeping under one of the tables when i came in and i don't know what to say so i'm just sweeping awkwardly around you' au

'i'm drunk on public transport and you're high and we both keep looking at each other knowingly' au

'you found me in a mall crying over a bowl of noodles i dropped and i s2g im not usually like this im just having a really weird week' au

'you thought i was someone else and started making out with me at a club and you're really hot so i just went with it and now we're heading back to your place and idk how to break it to you' au

[pirripipi-blog]

I’m moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[pirripipi-blog]

I’m moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[pirripipi-blog]

I’m moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[pirripipi-blog]

I’m moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[pirripipi-blog]

I’m moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[pirripipi-blog]

I’m moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[planet-motherfucker]

[gamecubewizard]

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

[broccoliveins]

Don’t leave out any hard of hearing children who come to your door this Halloween, take a minute out of your day to learn a few seasonal asl signs!  These are two different variations of “Happy Halloween” Click here for my source.

[scullysgirl-deactivated20260108]

halloween is for everyone!!!!!!

[cosmopollution]

this is honestly the cutest thing ever 10/10 will do this year💗💗

[bizarregf-deactivated20190312]

all these “characters that *would* be weirdly sexualized” posts are wrong bc i assure u the content is there already you’re all just not digging deep enough

[hotbabespaghetti]

This is probably the cutest

[kaijutegu]

This is the perfect pet for people who want to keep a small container of water with something pretty in it. Even though it’s a plant and not a fish, it’s way cuter than a sad, cramped betta- and less maintenance, too. A marimo is perfect for that pretty aesthetic or your college dorm room. Want a mason jar aquarium? A marimo will be perfectly happy in there. Want a fishbowl with pretty rocks? Get a marimo, or even a few of them! I can’t overstate how wonderful and cute marimo are.

[animalwelfarists]

Reblogging this here in case anyone wants to see literally the only pet that can be humanely kept in a mason jar or a fish bowl.

Also I’m totally getting one bc that’s cute af

[was-once-somewhere-else]

I just saw a video title on YouTube that said something like “Why is glass transparent?” And that’s an interesting question and I’m sure it’s great that the video exists but my first thought was like “Because glass is terrible, obviously.” Because it’s unwieldy and let’s out warmth and needs to be heated to hundreds of degrees to be shaped and turns into hundreds of tiny daggers if you drop it. Why the hell would we bother with that if it didn’t have some magical quality like being totally transparent despite being solid? Glass is transparent because if it weren’t, we’d use something else.

[was-once-somewhere-else]

looking through my “me” tag and this is apparently what I was thinking 3 years ago

[totally-a-wizard]

If you’re still curious we did not start working glass for its transparency.  It was most likely started as a sanitary concern.  Glass is easy to clean with soap and water, once it’s cleaned out you can use it again for anything and no germs or flavor from the previous meal or drink will remain.

Other materials at the time, namely clay, would absorb flavors and germs meaning that if you ate beef off a clay plate your next meal with that plate could have beef flavor and microbes common on cow meat on it.  That would leak out seemingly at random no less.  Heck imagine a sick person coughing into their soup bowl and then months later their germs hiding in the clay would pop out to infect whole new people.

Also the earliest human use of glass we know of is for its sharpness.  Pre-historic people would use volcanic glass as sharp knives for food preparation.  Also beads.  Pretty much any new substance humans get their hands on for most of our history we immediately try to make into beads.

The fact that it could become see through was a side benefit.

[was-once-somewhere-else]

this is amazing and I’m really glad I reblogged that old bullshit post because I got to learn this

[asterein]

“They need you, you know.”

Click the image, it is transparent!

[pirripipi-blog]

The signs as quotes from My Immortal

Aries: "Then he put his boy's thingie in mine and we HAD SEX"

Taurus: "AND DOBBY WAS WATCHING!"

Gemini: (AN: if u don't know who she is gat da hell out of here!)

Cancer: "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

Leo: "Voldemort gave me a gun."

Virgo: "Volfemort has him bondage!"

Libra: "It was....Volsemort and da death dealers!"

Scorpio: ""YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly."

Sagittarius: "I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face"

Capricorn: "Snap was spying on me and taking a video of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Aquarius: "I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco."

Pisces: "A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."

[steviemcfly]

[pirripipi-blog]

I'm moving

Hi there! So I’m changing to a new account (link) bc this one has been giving me some trouble. I’ll be refollowing ppl all this week before closing this old account. If you want to keep following me, up there I leave the link. Also I’ll stop using this account for now on and I’ll leave this post on queue for the rest of the week, so if you don’t want to see it again just block the tag “piri talks”. Anyway is going to be posted once a day. See ya!

[klanced]

shiro: (chilling)

shiro: (suddenly freezes)

pidge: uh… are you okay?

shiro: i’m the fullmetal paladin 

[klanced]

matt: fullmetal paladin

shiro, in a slightly different voice: fullmetal paladin

[dishesoap]

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