I behave in an ordinary way

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[pissfartboy]

getting high lowkey makes me feel transgendered

[anxietyproblem]

[pissfartboy]

I had a dream that I was friends with Dan and Phil, and they invited me to go to the "zoo" with them (which was actually a Dave and Busters) and we were on the bus together and they were telling me a secret that they got PLASTERED before the pinof1 kiss (not pinof1 as a whole, they just got plastered before kissing #nohomo i guess), but then Phil transformed into the same person as my Actual Real Life Ex (he was still Phil but also my ex) and he was dating Dan now but Dan was also Some Guy named Simon, and I was just at this Dave and Busters with my Ex!Phil and SomeGuy!Dan and they were flaunting their relationship in my face, and then I woke up pissed 20 minutes before my therapy appointment, to which I logged onto the telehealth site and it was canceled.

[pissfartboy]

Dan and Phil from YouTube

[pissfartboy]

song I made to cope with tickets going on sale tomorrow #hard

[pissfartboy]

WE DID IT!!! IM GETTING HARD!!!!

[pissfartboy]

song I made to cope with tickets going on sale tomorrow #hard

[pissfartboy]

I just made something absolutely horrid give me like thirty minutes and ill make it public domain

[horror-aesthete]

Realized that there were no versions of the actors commentary tracks for Reanimator and Bride of Reanimator set to the film's footage publicly available online, so I made some. Please excuse the lower quality of Reanimator, the only footage I could find on such short notice was a vhs rip lol.

[niceinchnails]

addicted to themes & motifxs, blood, and age gap problematic Sexo

1000000 Notes

[deadeyesopened]

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

[lemonadeslice]

(INSERT “WEIRD SCIENCE” LYRICS HERE)

[delmondo]

we have poop school tomorrow

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[scissorsaint]

[noellellelle]

there are literally ghouls and beasts out on the streets but nobody is talking about it

[noellellelle]

theyre right outside my door asking for treats.... where the hell are the guards....

[stupidlysarcastic567]

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[pissfartboy]

Amazingphil Lester....I'm one of the three people who cares about you comparing yourself and your coworker to Mulder and Scully!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk