Pissedfilledkhakis

They/Them

[pissfilledkhakis]

I forgot I had tumblr what the fuck is this account

[justkleinerthoughts]

Dr. Vance,

I need to go to the bathroom

[parchmint]

archiving this cause they deleted

[thebronyguardian]

when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

[m4ck4pp1e]

why?

[thebronyguardian]

Just asking. Like have you heard any war stories?

[m4ck4pp1e]

i have been in one

[thebronyguardian]

* salutes*

[m4ck4pp1e]

*salutes back* so your apart of the army too?

[thebronyguardian]

Yes. Mostly in the Lunar Army and The Crystal Resistance.

[m4ck4pp1e]

i seved them all

[thebronyguardian]

How long do your wars last?

[m4ck4pp1e]

4

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

always

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

happy lesbian day

[pissfilledkhakis]

Illegal heathers covid addition would be quite

Something

[pissfilledkhakis]

Reject modernity

Embrace tradition

[pissfilledkhakis]

Queen Lizzy became a milf today.

What did you do?

[justkleinerthoughts]

The only evidence the combine has that dr kleiner exists aside from breen’s scattered memories of his time in black mesa is composed entirely of blurry surveillance footage and stool samples, which are often collected simultaneously given how fast and how frequently kleiner drops those little gumballs

[justkleinerthoughts]

They pop out of a hole cut in the back of his slacks because if it wasn’t there he would kill someone out of the stress of not having a poop hole.

[exceptionerroralex]

so hes basically a rabbit?

[justkleinerthoughts]

He’s cisgender 😀

[pissfilledkhakis]

I swear to god this fucking blog is either deep thought out posts or just “beep boop”

[justkleinerthoughts]

my booboo

[pissfilledkhakis]

My chunky little gooey

[desimonewayland]

Neo-gothic 19th century giltwood mirror

Sotheby’s

[pissfilledkhakis]

Deformed peen😞

[melodramas]

ma’khia bryant was a 16 year old Black girl who called the police for help as she was getting mugged but was shot and killed with no warning minutes before the verdict for derek chauvin’s case was announced. here is the official gofundme for ma’khia, organized by her family. please boost this post and donate if you can.

[justkleinerthoughts]

Bada bing

[penisbutterjellytime]

[pissfilledkhakis]

Forget humanity, return to monkey ball

[kaijuno]

Very tense living situation happening here

[pissfilledkhakis]

New political compass test dropped