guh.

My mommy and daddy said I'm not allowed to post here anymore

[gaysaulgoodman]

[swagophile]

oh and another thing. make sure you tell that ripley motherfucker that i never believed any of it. none of it. i thought he was making it all up. yeah. i dont give a shit anymore.

[dogpuppy]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[oywiththepo0dlesalready]

[the-lady-and-the-unicorn]

Medieval dragons across Europe and the Middle East

[escuerzoresucitado]

[theonion]

In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post, which with its claims that a heavenly being had done “INCREDIBLE THINGS TO [the president’s] PENIS” immediately sent the S&P 500 soaring 2.1%.

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[pisswiz]

Anyone interested in being my male partner for private content?

[pisswiz]

Just puttin my fuckable jugs out there

[pisswiz]

Anyone interested in being my male partner for private content?

[akashicrecord]

When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

[pisswiz]

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[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[pisswiz]

Saint Augustin,De Civitate Dei, traduit en français par Raoul de Presles, 2 volumes (Livre I-X ; XI-XXII).  Saint Augustin, De Civitate Dei (Livres XI-XXII) , traduit en français par Raoul de Presles, Folio 370r

[pisswiz]

Shes like so coolk sge doesnr even cared sges throwing their souls into ghe hellmouth

[pisswiz]

Saint Augustin,De Civitate Dei, traduit en français par Raoul de Presles, 2 volumes (Livre I-X ; XI-XXII).  Saint Augustin, De Civitate Dei (Livres XI-XXII) , traduit en français par Raoul de Presles, Folio 370r

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[mantaradio]

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

[memorycycle]

its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night

[depsidase]

[storyweavingspider]

Oh. Adult trans care ban time 🫠

[storyweavingspider]

Here’s the link. This was in my email soz: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/4th-circuit-rules-that-states-can

4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care Bans

They ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's

[storyweavingspider]

I also wanna note that West Virginia is the state which a couple years back wanted to ban being trans in public and had a law die off before it got passed fully. So uh. West Virginia trans folks in particular are likely about to have a very very bad time with some of the language the judges used here.

[transsexual-feminism]

This is scary