Non Sum Qualis Eram

30 year old, transwoman, I love trees and aquariums

[depsidase]

[byjove]

every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

[byjove]

“a Cheeto could have killed a Victorian child” but the opposite. Neanderthals would have loved to go to Hardee’s and get a burger with me.

[kermits-cup-of-tea]

neanderthals would have walked hand in hand with me into hell (buccees opening day)

[byjove]

When I saw this article two years ago and found out Neanderthals were seasoning their food 70,000 years ago, I teared up thinking about how they never got to try things like beef jerky and Doritos.

[theehorsepusssy]

[dinobot]

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[gayteensupreme]

war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform

[persisting]

—hideo kojima

[ofruinsandmyth]

Built into a hillside overlooking the Urubamba River and located on the Inca trail, Winay Wayna likely served as a rest stop for weary travellers on their way to Machu Picchu.

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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[charl0ttan]

just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

[jame7t]

nobody uses their egg tooth anymore.

[depsidase]

[lordof5moths]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

Me: *gets drunk on this*

[deadlykillerqueen]