pivot_ob

he/him 24

[aqwult]

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

[memeuplift]

[bitchesgetriches]

The Library Is a Magical Place and You Should Fucking Go There

[cyko-tik-tabaxi]

Every library I've ever been to also has free wifi that won't track you like the corporate wifi spots at restaurants do

[teaboot]

My local library has an online movie and audiobook catalogue that you can access from home with your membership! And it’s free!!!

[pivot-ob]

Go to your local library and register. Use your library card to sign up with Libby and get their entire audiobook catalog on your phone. It's perfect for the gym or long car rides.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[loveletterworm]

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[23rdhunter]

First lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

[23rdhunter]

Second lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

[sashaforthewin]

At this growth rate the third one will feed a large family and the fourth one will crush the village!

[pivot-ob]

How dare my stomach make the rumblings that only hands can satisfy immediately after I've brushed my teeth and gotten into bed.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]

[polarity-disturbed]

I just watched a video about students getting their papers falsely flagged for using AI, even when they didn’t, and the advice was things like, “Leave in incorrect grammar,” “If you’re quoting something, don’t copy and paste it, type it out manually because it leaves a metadata trail that you used the copy/paste function and that's a flag,” “Write in the cloud so there’s a version history,” and the one that really got me, “if you find you write in a manner that can sounds too robotic or professional and it gets flagged, go to the writing center so a writing tutor can help you sound more humanly flawed,” and like what the actual fuck.

Like I get that is practical advice, but people should not have to fucking do that. They should not have to train themselves around not sounding like AI, when AI only sounds like that BECAUSE it was trained on them.

I spent so much of my life learning how to write, I shouldn't have to unlearn that because some computer algorithm learned from me.

[pivot-ob]

The worst part about AI's recent popularity is that whenever I text a new person or try to post online about anything, people think it's AI. Just because I'm used to sounding like an emotionally dead machine doesn't mean I am one.

[disgustinggf]

[ches-nogat]

Huh

[ririwithrice]

do u ever get a wave of horrific fear and anxiety and then the person ur worried about texts u and ur like lol nevermind

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[sandmandaddy69]

[venirush]

Huntress wizard buttass naked in the ham aisle

[venirush]

[venirush]

I just think she's iconic

[blignick]

[blignick]

[aflo]

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep